Bump - Turn Three is Go
Turn Three:
1. inaluct
I crawl towards the bin and get some sharp weapons and armor. Ideally, the armor would be sharp on the outside only.
[2]You crawl and bump into something on the floor. A closer look reveals that it's...
Oh no! It's a humaneater! It tries to eat you: [6]It bites your head off, no defensive roll. You are dead.
Location: Start
Status: Dead, On Ground, Headless (6 required on raising roll)
2. qwertyuiopas
I do something to add an extra roll whenever I get a 1 for a chance to bump it up to a 2...
[3]You do something but it only causes you to get all sticky. -1 to roll next turn
Location: Start
Status: ☼Adamantine thong☼. Sticky (-1 roll next turn)
Exp: 1/10 "Something" Current Level 0
3. Frelock
Since inaluct dropped his chains, I pick them up and make some platemail armor to go over the chainmail with them.
[3]You manage to make bracers out of the chains. (+1 to wrist defense roll)
Location: Start
Status: ☼Aluminum chainmail☼; *Aluminum bracers*
Exp: 1/10 Armorsmithing Current Level 1 LEVEL UP! (Negative effects that may arise from failed armorsmithing negated)
4. penguinofhonor
AUTOTURN: You attempt to light the cigarette with your now-free hand.
[1]You burn your hand off. -1 HP
Location: Start
Status: Missing a hand (Cannot use two hand-items at once), Half Chained, Bleeding (-1 HP every turn unless you roll a 3-6 on a clot roll), Naked
HP: 9/10
Exp: 3/10 Smokin' Current Level 0
5. Qmarx
I attempt to have spontaneously retroactively will have had to have had sneakily existed unchained in plain sight the whole time.
[3]You are free.
Location: Start
Status: Naked
6. Thunderwoot
I try to turn the chains into maracas with my mind
[2]You have a headache and cannot continue.
Location: Start
Status: Naked, Headache (-1 to all mental checks next turn)
7. Flintus10
I simply shrink myself in order to slip out of my chains
[3]You shrunk, and escaped the chains, but now you are the size of an ant.
Location: Start
Status: Naked, Tiny (Instant death if attacked by regular size foe)
8. Emperor_Jonathan
I mould the chains into a weapon.
[3]The chains are small and useful only as a somewhat ineffective mace.
Location: Start
Status: Naked, Wielding Aluminum Mace (No armor check, but damage calculated normally)
*1. Humaneater
A fearsome monster with a huge head. Fairly small, but can bite heads off with a single chomp.
Location: Start
Status: Digesting inaluct's head (Cannot move next turn)
Ahahahah. Oh man, you just got raped, inaluct. Totally not my fault.. I wasn't quite expecting the only 6 of the turn to be.. that.
The humaneater was (as I expected) only going to nip at you and cause you 1/10 damage, not an instant death as the overshot caused...
5 would have allowed you a defensive roll against the same effect, but it was a 6...
World: An intercom blares. "A prisoner is dead! A prisoner is dead! All other prisoners, be aware of a scroll of resurrection (Auto-6 Raise Roll) descending from a pneumatic hole in the ceiling."