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[Tibbles]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

[Untelligent]

8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.

Extra ammo always helps if you have a ranged weapon. Also, there's no such thing as too many shields.


As for me, due to a few modifications to the creature raws, I can barely travel five tiles without being ambushed by something that explodes, tears my face off, stuns me with its venom and THEN tears my face off, or happens to be on fire for some inexplicable reason.

[Tsktac]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern
That's all that annoys me.

[Glacies]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern
That's all that annoys me.

15. Super ambusher wolves that I only become aware of when I'm standing on them, and surrounded on all sides.
16. That one bug that means I can't wear two boots.

[Duke 2.0]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern
That's all that annoys me.

15. Super ambusher wolves that I only become aware of when I'm standing on them, and surrounded on all sides.
16. That one bug that means I can't wear two boots.

17. Ambushes in the dead of night where you cannot find the damned creature you could likely backhand into a tree.
18. The inability to Travel away from said ambushes.
19. The inability of water to put out fire.
20. Goblins not being hostile.
21. Attacking said goblins causing you to be hostile with your parent civ.
22. Giants roundhouse kicking you the first turn of combat into a cave wall on the other side of the world.
23. Goblin towers sunk into the earth, inaccessable except for jumping off of a 15 z-level cliff onto it's fortifications.

[Demonic Gophers]

8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.

Extra ammo always helps if you have a ranged weapon. Also, there's no such thing as too many shields.


As for me, due to a few modifications to the creature raws, I can barely travel five tiles without being ambushed by something that explodes, tears my face off, stuns me with its venom and THEN tears my face off, or happens to be on fire for some inexplicable reason.

What, nothing that keeps trying to kill you after you've cut off its arms, its legs, and its upper body?

[Tibbles]

Okay, seriously, the fact I can't get out of the water while drowning or do anything to prevent it is fucking stupid. I've lost 4 Adventurers to it today.

[Aqizzar]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern

15. Super ambusher wolves that I only become aware of when I'm standing on them, and surrounded on all sides.
16. That one bug that means I can't wear two boots.

17. Ambushes in the dead of night where you cannot find the damned creature you could likely backhand into a tree.
18. The inability to Travel away from said ambushes.
19. The inability of water to put out fire.
20. Goblins not being hostile.
21. Attacking said goblins causing you to be hostile with your parent civ.
22. Giants roundhouse kicking you the first turn of combat into a cave wall on the other side of the world.
23. Goblin towers sunk into the earth, inaccessable except for jumping off of a 15 z-level cliff onto it's fortifications.

24. Wearing a kingdom's worth of jewelry on my Right Thumb.
25. [Obsolete] Having to travel and retravel to a mountain adjacent cave site, hoping I spawn on a z-level I actually get to the cave from.
26. Inability to fast travel over mountain ranges.  Mitigated by now being able to walk over mountains, which leads to-
27. Long ass pauses whenever I walk more than twenty steps in a row.  Seems to have improved.
28. Stop chopping off his fingers and aim for the freaking head!
29. Spending an hour playing a double-blind game of cops and robbers with an ettin in a cave that looks like an octopi orgy.
30. Conversely, trying to find an ettin at a "cave" that's just rotting crap scattered around a field.
31. Human pikemen.  I'm trying to entertain myself here, please don't mob me with the Childrens' Auxiliary and run me through on the first hit.  I'm Legendary dammit.

[Tibbles]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern

15. Super ambusher wolves that I only become aware of when I'm standing on them, and surrounded on all sides.
16. That one bug that means I can't wear two boots.

17. Ambushes in the dead of night where you cannot find the damned creature you could likely backhand into a tree.
18. The inability to Travel away from said ambushes.
19. The inability of water to put out fire.
20. Goblins not being hostile.
21. Attacking said goblins causing you to be hostile with your parent civ.
22. Giants roundhouse kicking you the first turn of combat into a cave wall on the other side of the world.
23. Goblin towers sunk into the earth, inaccessable except for jumping off of a 15 z-level cliff onto it's fortifications.

24. Wearing a kingdom's worth of jewelry on my Right Thumb.
25. [Obsolete] Having to travel and retravel to a mountain adjacent cave site, hoping I spawn on a z-level I actually get to the cave from.
26. Inability to fast travel over mountain ranges.  Mitigated by now being able to walk over mountains, which leads to-
27. Long ass pauses whenever I walk more than twenty steps in a row.  Seems to have improved.
28. Stop chopping off his fingers and aim for the freaking head!
29. Spending an hour playing a double-blind game of cops and robbers with an ettin in a cave that looks like an octopi orgy.
30. Conversely, trying to find an ettin at a "cave" that's just rotting crap scattered around a field.
31. Human pikemen.  I'm trying to entertain myself here, please don't mob me with the Childrens' Auxiliary and run me through on the first hit.  I'm Legendary dammit.

32. NOT BEING ABLE TO GET OUT OF POOLS AND PITS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
33. Being able to DEPOPULATE THE WORLD. Not as awesome as you would think.
34. Strangling people with your armpit. Seriously.
35. Dodging INTO enemies.
36. Got a fortress with some gear you want to pick up? GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THE SCATTERED CRAP AROUND.
37. Armour doing nothing.
38. Godamm retarded followers.

[MathijsBuster]

6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
34. Strangling people with your armpit. Seriously.

How is that impossible?
Wouldn't a headlock be kinda like strangling people with your armpit?
It mostly depends on which way their heads are facing, I guess.

And I can definately grab elbows with my armpit. I can imagine it happening in desperate wrestling situations, even.
Wether it would be effective is an altogether different story...

[Tibbles]

6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
34. Strangling people with your armpit. Seriously.

How is that impossible?
Wouldn't a headlock be kinda like strangling people with your armpit?
It mostly depends on which way their heads are facing, I guess.

And I can definately grab elbows with my armpit. I can imagine it happening in desperate wrestling situations, even.
Wether it would be effective is an altogether different story...

The default wrestling attack is a random attack from the entire wrestling list, so you end up doing retarded shit half the time like 'grabbing left foot with right upper arm'

[Mohreb el Yasim]

6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
34. Strangling people with your armpit. Seriously.

How is that impossible?
Wouldn't a headlock be kinda like strangling people with your armpit?
It mostly depends on which way their heads are facing, I guess.

And I can definately grab elbows with my armpit. I can imagine it happening in desperate wrestling situations, even.
Wether it would be effective is an altogether different story...

The default wrestling attack is a random attack from the entire wrestling list, so you end up doing retarded shit half the time like 'grabbing left foot with right upper arm'

anyone knows the game twister?

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http://goldberg.berkeley.edu/art/big-images/Tele-Twister-Hi-Res-Jan-2004.jpg

[Proteus]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern

15. Super ambusher wolves that I only become aware of when I'm standing on them, and surrounded on all sides.
16. That one bug that means I can't wear two boots.

17. Ambushes in the dead of night where you cannot find the damned creature you could likely backhand into a tree.
18. The inability to Travel away from said ambushes.
19. The inability of water to put out fire.
20. Goblins not being hostile.
21. Attacking said goblins causing you to be hostile with your parent civ.
22. Giants roundhouse kicking you the first turn of combat into a cave wall on the other side of the world.
23. Goblin towers sunk into the earth, inaccessable except for jumping off of a 15 z-level cliff onto it's fortifications.

24. Wearing a kingdom's worth of jewelry on my Right Thumb.
25. [Obsolete] Having to travel and retravel to a mountain adjacent cave site, hoping I spawn on a z-level I actually get to the cave from.
26. Inability to fast travel over mountain ranges.  Mitigated by now being able to walk over mountains, which leads to-
27. Long ass pauses whenever I walk more than twenty steps in a row.  Seems to have improved.
28. Stop chopping off his fingers and aim for the freaking head!
29. Spending an hour playing a double-blind game of cops and robbers with an ettin in a cave that looks like an octopi orgy.
30. Conversely, trying to find an ettin at a "cave" that's just rotting crap scattered around a field.
31. Human pikemen.  I'm trying to entertain myself here, please don't mob me with the Childrens' Auxiliary and run me through on the first hit.  I'm Legendary dammit.

32. NOT BEING ABLE TO GET OUT OF POOLS AND PITS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
33. Being able to DEPOPULATE THE WORLD. Not as awesome as you would think.
34. Strangling people with your armpit. Seriously.
35. Dodging INTO enemies.
36. Got a fortress with some gear you want to pick up? GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THE SCATTERED CRAP AROUND.
37. Armour doing nothing.
38. Godamm retarded followers.

39. Not being able to give items (weapons for example) to your followers
40. Dwarf fortresses that just consist of a huge number of empty rooms with an occasional dwarf running around
41. No shops except in human towns
42. Just having to enter Travel mode to get fully healed and not needing any food/drinks anymore

[Mulch Diggums]

43. Not a damned thing, I love this game and am fine with it untill it gets updated.

[WorkerDrone]

1. Drowning even though I can swin, and got into the water properly.
2. Not being able to get out of the water, no matter what, once drowning.
3. Training up your character's stats for an hour IRL, and dying to a wolf, even though you're on godlike levels of power.
4. Sneaking being shitty if you actually want to sneak up on someone, even at legendary level.
5. Trying to train up weapon skills, as opposed to Wrestling, or throwing.
6. Grabbing elbows with your armpit.
7. No actual goals.
8. No reason to buy anything in the shops.
9. Becoming the enemy of the entire civ in half a second, even though noone saw you steal that dog bone amulet.
10. Ranged Weapons.

11. Spawning in an empty pool on an adventurer you've been playing with all day.
12. When in a Dwarven or Goblin settlement getting spammed by "Urist mc.Baby has been killed by cavecritter.
13. Elves zerg rush (No actually that's awesome )
14. The inability to get booze at a human tavern

15. Super ambusher wolves that I only become aware of when I'm standing on them, and surrounded on all sides.
16. That one bug that means I can't wear two boots.

17. Ambushes in the dead of night where you cannot find the damned creature you could likely backhand into a tree.
18. The inability to Travel away from said ambushes.
19. The inability of water to put out fire.
20. Goblins not being hostile.
21. Attacking said goblins causing you to be hostile with your parent civ.
22. Giants roundhouse kicking you the first turn of combat into a cave wall on the other side of the world.
23. Goblin towers sunk into the earth, inaccessable except for jumping off of a 15 z-level cliff onto it's fortifications.

24. Wearing a kingdom's worth of jewelry on my Right Thumb.
25. [Obsolete] Having to travel and retravel to a mountain adjacent cave site, hoping I spawn on a z-level I actually get to the cave from.
26. Inability to fast travel over mountain ranges.  Mitigated by now being able to walk over mountains, which leads to-
27. Long ass pauses whenever I walk more than twenty steps in a row.  Seems to have improved.
28. Stop chopping off his fingers and aim for the freaking head!
29. Spending an hour playing a double-blind game of cops and robbers with an ettin in a cave that looks like an octopi orgy.
30. Conversely, trying to find an ettin at a "cave" that's just rotting crap scattered around a field.
31. Human pikemen.  I'm trying to entertain myself here, please don't mob me with the Childrens' Auxiliary and run me through on the first hit.  I'm Legendary dammit.

32. NOT BEING ABLE TO GET OUT OF POOLS AND PITS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
33. Being able to DEPOPULATE THE WORLD. Not as awesome as you would think.
34. Strangling people with your armpit. Seriously.
35. Dodging INTO enemies.
36. Got a fortress with some gear you want to pick up? GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THE SCATTERED CRAP AROUND.
37. Armour doing nothing.
38. Godamm retarded followers.

39. Not being able to give items (weapons for example) to your followers
40. Dwarf fortresses that just consist of a huge number of empty rooms with an occasional dwarf running around
41. No shops except in human towns
42. Just having to enter Travel mode to get fully healed and not needing any food/drinks anymore

43. Not a damned thing, I love this game and am fine with it untill it gets updated.

44. Carp. Need I say more?
45. Why is it, this Elve's mother has mated with an 'unknown creature'. No really. Why, on earth, would they...*Fumes* curse you! You elves really are sick.
46. Giant Cave Spiders. The Horror!
47. Where is my sword?!
48. How you can become so awesome, only to fall in a horribly feeble fashion in bare seconds. Within 3-7 hours after achieveing such status?!
49. Elves. *Spits* I think most of us can agree, that you need no further explanation.
50. The birdmen! Oh noes!