Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Asehujiko]

I attempt to extend the range of my bat with all the bullets and metal lying around.

3 - You find a leftover kukri(sniper knife) and tape it to the end of your bat. It doesn't look so sturdy and will most likely fall off after a few hits.

A forge a clever mexican disguise and set up a "free taco" stand. The tacos contain sappers that will kill people (roll for it, kinda like roll for bleeding to death). This stand should have a roll for fooling the enemy too though.

2 - You can't find any material for a taco stand.

I bounce a few stickies under the cart. I do this from head on, so they can't tell I'm shooting it.

6 - All of your stickies land perfectly. In addition, some of them are crits.
5 - 5 of your stickies are crits.

I use my powers as a former Big-Game-Hunter in the australian outback, to summon a family of Kangaroos to my aid!

2 - the stampede of kangaroos arrive but only manages to cover the red team in a layer of dust before it leaves.

Me set up perimeter, flag, then help Faulkner.

3 - You place your teleporter entrace near your base and head off to the cart with your shotgun, requiring more metal before you can construct anything else.

I flame-thrower/jump jet over to just behind the cart.

4 - You position yourself near the gate closest to the cart.

Balance bots ingame:
Blue medic w blutsauger, medigun, bonesaw
Healing random people to 150% in preperation of an ubercharge.
3 - SHAD0Wdump is now overhealed to 150%

End of turn 1.
Enviroment: Gold Rush stage 1, 8 stickies(5 of them crits) under the cart and a red teleporter entrace near their spawn point. Most of the map is covered in dust and there's a kangaroo trail infront of the red base.
BLU
SHAD0Wdump - Pyro w flamethrower, shotgun, axinguisher
  Spawn area, behind gate next to cart, Overhealed to 150%.
Jualin - Scout
  Spawn area. Kukri attached to bat.
Kyselina - Heavy w Natasha, sandvich, fists
  Downloading server related costum .mp3 files
Balance Bot - Medic w blutsauger, medigun, bonesaw
  Healing SHAD0Wdump
RED
Fualkner - Demoman
  Hiding behind cart. Watched over by Foa(Foa gets a free shotgun blast
  when somebody tries to melee you). Covered in dust.
Mulch Diggums - Spy
  Spawn area, covered in dust.
Foa - Engineer
  Few metres behind Fualkner. Teleporter entrace near red spawn point.
  Covered in dust.
Tuv - Sniper
  Spawn area, covered in dust.

"mission begins in thirty seconds!"

1 more turn of preperation, then the mayhem begins.

[Fualkner]

I get behind a nearby rock, and lean out, ready to fire at anyone leaving spawn or detonate the stickies on people moving the cart.

Also, five crits woot. I may detonate the bomb cart right here and now!

[Mulch Diggums]

I make myself a ghillie suit and a sniper rifle, the suit and gun pared with my cloaking abilitys should make me the ultimate sniper!

[Tuv]

I load a round of blue-seeking ammunition into my sniper-rifle

[SHAD0Wdump]

I melt the stickies from behind the gate.(Woe HAX! )

[Foa]

Knock Faulkner unconscious, go to the cabinet and stock up on metal, and sanviches, and then later make some thing-makers, in key spots ( well, where ever me buddies want one (<.<) ) .

[Fualkner]

Knock Faulkner unconscious, go to the cabinet and stock up on metal, and sanviches, and then later make some thing-makers, in key spots ( well, where ever me buddies want one (<.<) ) .

Wha? WHY?!

[Zako]

He just don't like you. 

[Fualkner]

I gathered that. It's on.

[Xotes]

I'll take a demoman on BLU, lads. Ah'll be waitin' on ya with a wee bit of old brimstone!

[Jualin]

I grab a RED's sniper rifle and run away.

[Foa]

He just don't like you. 

No, I just don't want to be left behind, I'll just wake you up when I get back.
Do you want a minibar, or not, .

I hope this doesn't become like Sealab, when the crew gets locked in the storage room, and kept sucker-punching each other.
And put ice on your neck, it may swell.

[Asehujiko]

I get behind a nearby rock, and lean out, ready to fire at anyone leaving spawn or detonate the stickies on people moving the cart.

1 - You try to lean out but trip, causing you to tumble into full view, tipping off BLU about the presence of stickies near the cart.

I make myself a ghillie suit and a sniper rifle, the suit and gun pared with my cloaking abilitys should make me the ultimate sniper!

2 - You can't find a sniper rifle but you do manage to convert a christmas tree into a makeshit ghillie suit.

I load a round of blue-seeking ammunition into my sniper-rifle

5 - You find a heatseaking rocket that you mount ontop of your rifle as a form of rpg. Shooting it willactivate the projectile.

I melt the stickies from behind the gate.

1 - The gate blocks your flame. You wasted alot of ammo.

Knock Faulkner unconscious, go to the cabinet and stock up on metal, and sanviches, and then later make some thing-makers, in key spots

2 - You try to hit fualkner but he tumbles sideways at the same time, causing you to miss.

I grab a RED's sniper rifle and run away.

6 - You find a sniper rifle and to your suprise it's still chambered. Even better, the previous owner was uder the effect of a Kritzkrieg when the last match ended, meaning that the bullet is critical.

Balance bots:
BLU Medic w blutsauger medigun bonesaw
Use bonesaw taunt on REDs on the other side of the gate.
2 - Nobody was in view to see it.

End of turn 2
Enviroment: Gold Rush stage 1, 8 stickies(5 of them crits) under the cart and a red teleporter entrace near their spawn point. Most of the map is covered in dust and there's a kangaroo trail infront of the red base. There's a conspicous christmas tree in the red spawn area.
BLU
SHAD0Wdump - Pyro w flamethrower, shotgun, axinguisher
  Spawn area, behind gate next to cart, Overhealed to 150%. Low on flamer
  ammo.
Jualin - Scout
  Spawn area. Kukri attached to bat. Holding a sniper rifle with a single
  critical round in it.
Kyselina - Heavy w Natasha, sandvich, fists
  Still downloading server related costum .mp3 files
Balance Bot - Medic w blutsauger, medigun, bonesaw
  Taunting.
Xotes - Demoman
  Will join the game in next turn.
RED
Fualkner - Demoman
  Next to cart. Covered in dust.
Mulch Diggums - Spy
  Spawn area, covered in dust. Disguised as a christmas tree.
Foa - Engineer
  Near the cat. Covered in dust. Teleporter entrace near red spawn point.
  Covered in dust.
Tuv - Sniper
  Spawn area, Heatseeking missile mounted on sniper rifle. covered in dust.

[Foa]

I salvage his mines and or his metallic belongings, to make a minibar.

[Zako]

I'll join Red team!

I shall be a soldier with his trusty rocket launcher!

I set myself up in an ambush spot so that I can blow the **** out of any blu members!