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magikarcher

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Sock Fetish
« on: September 22, 2008, 09:59:59 pm »

Dwarf Fortress has made be have an obsession over socks, fictional socks of course. If I can ever get a sock joke in to any forum, comment, PM, email, etc. I do. Anyone else have this 'problem'?
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 10:08:10 pm »

apparently you 'like socks'. as long as you dont want adamantium or crystal glass, i think we can let you live. we can put a cabinet in your room to help you keep it neat, all right? now go haul those 400 (Giant Cave Spider Silk Sock) that the siege left behind before the kobolds get em.



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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 10:17:44 pm »

[robotic monotonous voice] You are right, I will do that. That is one of my preferences. [/robotic monotonous voice]
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 10:24:16 pm »

 

 Mmmmmmm...

 Socks. Which reminds me, I need to go to my room. I have a whole cabinet full of these things.

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« Last Edit: September 23, 2008, 06:51:10 am by Duke 2.0 »
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 11:02:09 pm »

« Last Edit: September 23, 2008, 01:51:46 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 02:33:42 am »

Magikarcher likes socks for their haunting moos. When possible, Magikarcher prefers to consume pig-tail socks. Magikarcher has had a pretty decent meal lately. He has been accosted by terrible dirty socks lately.

In 2008, Magikarcher 'Magickarcher' Magickarchery struck down Sockeater the Bane of Thread, moth.
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2008, 09:08:58 am »

this socks
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2008, 03:28:21 pm »

this socks

Hmm...interesting phrase, that. It could be good, a variation on "this rocks", or bad, a variation on "this sucks".

This is a finely crafted phrase. It is hung with rings of double-meaning and menaces with spikes of ambiguity.

Truly, an ambiguous phrase fit for confusing people on other forums!
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2008, 04:54:38 pm »

This socks... Totally my new catchphrase. Everyone needs a catchphrase. Without catchphrases you just... Y'know phrase? Or do you just catch? Oh well... This socks!
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2008, 05:39:42 pm »

Finally, I got myself a sig
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2008, 07:05:41 pm »

Or do you just catch? Oh well... This socks!

Catch this sock.

The spinning -pigtail sock- strikes magikarcher in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
magikarcher has been struck down.
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2008, 07:57:06 pm »

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The spinning -pigtail sock- strikes magikarcher in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
magikarcher has been struck down.
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*Runs to take magikarcher's silk socks*
"My precious..."
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 09:45:08 am »

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The spinning -pigtail sock- strikes magikarcher in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
magikarcher has been struck down.
!
*Runs to take magikarcher's silk socks*
"My precious..."

looks with a desperate regard to Idiom how is carrying the XXxsockxXX, and says with a disgused voice:
"even if dead, i can feel the presence of magikarcher!"
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 12:46:04 pm »

you guys are incredibly bored, go play dwarf fort
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Re: Sock Fetish
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 01:09:59 pm »

HEATHEN!  He does not worship the glory of the !!{(narrow rope reed sock)}!! to which all shall submit!
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