Yeah.
So, I was screwing around with the raws and decided to go play Adventure mode as a dragon...
Take 1: Spawn in a Forest Retreat. Incredibly happy because my mod worked (this is my first mod ever). Have to turn off the game after 10 seconds because I had to do something else.
Take 2: Spawn in a human town. Kill a nearby crossbowman. The building I was in (Mayor's house?) immediately gets swarmed by guards. I get shot. I die.
Take 3: Spawn in a Forest Retreat. Proceed to kill all nearby
hippies Elves. Kill about 5 civilians and guards. Get attacked by bowmen. Die.
Take 4: Spawn in a Forest Retreat. Proceed to a nearby Goblin Tower. Start slaughtering everything in sight. Kill about 40 goblins (mostly children
). Get over-exerted and watch as my mighty dragon gets the living shit slowly beaten out of him by 2 goblin children. A goblin (cross)bowman comes and finishes me off. I die.
Take 5: Complete dragon overhaul:
Increased damage for the main attack
Added a second main attack with high damage and [BURN] property (pathetic attempt to simulate fire breath)
Gave him a pair of wings and the [FLIER] tag (I didn't know you can fly in adventure mode!)
Spawn in a Forest Retreat. Go wander outside and play with my upgraded dragon. Go kill some dwarfs at a Mountain Hall. Quickly run before any crossbowman show up. Go inside a human town. Spawn in a mayors house. Try to exit. Dragons can't open doors...*facepalm*.
Yeah...That was fun. Post your amusing stories here too.