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Check for eronious errors, due to the time it took for this update.
THE MISSING HOSTILE DWARF ROLL:
3,2,2.
Hostile dwarf 1 charges Boski! 2 and 3 watch each other for an oprotunity to cause a sparring "accident"
{1-1=1} dwarf 1 overswings his ummm... weapon? (did I give them weapons?) and strikes dwarf two!
{3-1=2} despite expecting that, the attack connects, breaking the dwarfs arm.
Kashyyk
I try to put my stuff on again.
{2} you don't
Cowofdoom
I concentrate on the spot that the dimensional portal was in a attempt to change the laws of physics
the slime molds itself into the shape of a beautiful woman.
{4} you change the laws of physics just enough such that inaluct gets a -1 to damage this turn
{2} (repercusions) but Einsteins law still applies: you cease to exist. (you respawn chained to the wall, the slime is still loyal to you, but if you had anything else, it is gone)
{6}The slime changes into a beautiful woman, unfortunatly she is now fully clothed.
inaluct
red
I'm going to slip the mask on my head and try and wrestle Little's head off.
By wrapping my now free arm around it and twisting while I hammer at his neck with the club.
(multitasking penalty)
{5} -1
{3-1=2} you clumsily try to put the mask on, but you cannot multi-task it
{5-1=4} Having no free hand, you just bash him
{2} his skull caves in, right before he gets kicked out for inactivity
Jay Kayell
I summon forth Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, into my hand
{6} Thor, who is an avid fan of roll to dodge games, throws you his hammer.
{3} you dodge the hammer, but it electrocutes you!
{6} and you absorb the electricity! (discharge once on strike!)
Mjolnir is now at your feet.
Frelock
I give everyone on Red team the Greater Blessing of Light,
which protects them from darkness and makes it easier for me to heal them.
{4} You can only grant this blessing to two people, choose wisely
Boski
blue
I'll use my powers of darkness to paralyze the hostile dwarves.
The mind-controlled dwarves will then attack them.
{4} you attempt to paralize the dwarves, but only muster enough darkness to make them sluggish.
{2} they become sluggish for the rest of the round
Darkie 1
{6+1=6} grabs dwarf 1 and throws him against the wall!
{1} he explodes in gore
Darkie 2
{1}falls off his bed. he is stunned.
and that is all I could get done today, due to internet drama and moving out of my room for today drama.
The rest is a paste from the notebook program I put the actions into. Now would be a good time to point out my mistakes.
Dark
red
I go inside the tower, if the entrance isnt obvious, I search for the entrance.
yougiedeggs
red
I equip my elven plate, and wield my wooden axe with both hands.
Prometheus
blue
(turns into an abomination) sorry post lost in copy paste incident.
Tylui
blue
I conjure an unbanishable darkness to cover the whole playfield, increasing blue team's powers, etc.
Meanwhile, I have the bear chase and tear the head off of Inaluct.