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[inaluct]

Well, I would, but considering that I'm the guy who tries to physically pull the head off of another player, I might not be the most balanced referee.

I'll do it if all of Blue Team is okay with it.

[Prometheus]

I'm fine with whatever as long as the game gets rolling.

[chaoticag]

Changed the title a bit, might as well put it out there for those that want to try to GM.

My only criteria: You have to be fair and wacky.

[Dark]

I think you need to edit the first post to change the title or it wont show up in the thread list.

[inaluct]

I'll give it a shot, if no one else will. I'm not sure how good I'll be, though, considering that I'm likely to update it sporadically and annihilate all of Blue Team the first time anyone rolls a 6. 

I'm more worried about the current head-pulling situation, though, because I know that I'm going to want to count any kind of success at all as pulling off Little's head with a reverberating snap, and I know that that would be a little bit unfair.

[chaoticag]

Uhhh, good news and bad news.

The good news: I will update this shortly.

bad news: I have to compile all the actions, locations and status of everyone first. Plus ever since moving back to my home country, the internet has become very annoying on this site. Expect this to take a while.

[chaoticag]

The internet just reached a new level of annoying 
Have your roll already!

Check for eronious errors, due to the time it took for this update.

THE MISSING HOSTILE DWARF ROLL:
3,2,2.

Hostile dwarf 1 charges Boski! 2 and 3 watch each other for an oprotunity to cause a sparring "accident"
{1-1=1} dwarf 1 overswings his ummm... weapon? (did I give them weapons?) and strikes dwarf two!
{3-1=2} despite expecting that, the attack connects, breaking the dwarfs arm.

Kashyyk
I try to put my stuff on again.

{2} you don't

Cowofdoom
I concentrate on the spot that the dimensional portal was in a attempt to change the laws of physics

the slime molds itself into the shape of a beautiful woman.

{4} you change the laws of physics just enough such that inaluct gets a -1 to damage this turn
{2} (repercusions) but Einsteins law still applies: you cease to exist. (you respawn chained to the wall, the slime is still loyal to you, but if you had anything else, it is gone)
{6}The slime changes into a beautiful woman, unfortunatly she is now fully clothed.

inaluct
red
I'm going to slip the mask on my head and try and wrestle Little's head off.
By wrapping my now free arm around it and twisting while I hammer at his neck with the club.

(multitasking penalty)
{5} -1
{3-1=2} you clumsily try to put the mask on, but you cannot multi-task it
{5-1=4} Having no free hand, you just bash him
{2} his skull caves in, right before he gets kicked out for inactivity

Jay Kayell
I summon forth Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, into my hand

{6} Thor, who is an avid fan of roll to dodge games, throws you his hammer.
{3} you dodge the hammer, but it electrocutes you!
{6} and you absorb the electricity! (discharge once on strike!)

Mjolnir is now at your feet.

Frelock
I give everyone on Red team the Greater Blessing of Light,
which protects them from darkness and makes it easier for me to heal them.

{4} You can only grant this blessing to two people, choose wisely

Boski
blue
I'll use my powers of darkness to paralyze the hostile dwarves.

The mind-controlled dwarves will then attack them.

{4} you attempt to paralize the dwarves, but only muster enough darkness to make them sluggish.
{2} they become sluggish for the rest of the round

Darkie 1
{6+1=6} grabs dwarf 1 and throws him against the wall!
{1} he explodes in gore

Darkie 2
{1}falls off his bed. he is stunned.


and that is all I could get done today, due to internet drama and moving out of my room for today drama.
The rest is a paste from the notebook program I put the actions into. Now would be a good time to point out my mistakes.

Dark
red
I go inside the tower, if the entrance isnt obvious, I search for the entrance.

yougiedeggs
red
I equip my elven plate, and wield my wooden axe with both hands.

Prometheus
blue
(turns into an abomination) sorry post lost in copy paste incident.

Tylui
blue
I conjure an unbanishable darkness to cover the whole playfield, increasing blue team's powers, etc.

Meanwhile, I have the bear chase and tear the head off of Inaluct.

[Jay Kayell]

I pick up Mjolnir and enter the central area.

[Dark]

Looks like Inaluct got first blood, but sadly remains maskless. Good job getting at least a partial update up, we really appreciate it Chaoticag!

[inaluct]

Yay! I killed someone! Someone who won't respawn, no less. I've sort of resigned myself to not being able to put on that mask. I'll ask one of you guys to help me put it on later, when we have some downtime (that is, when Blue Team is not a threat).

Anyway, I follow Dark into the tower, staying alert for possible threats.
If he's searching for the entrance, I'll help.

Also, see next post.

[Prometheus]

You must have missed this the first time around, so I'll repost it:

I'll join blue.

I scowl at the equipment bin (or what's left of it in case SOMEONE decides to scavenge it) and instead attempt to morph into a horrible abomination of nature, with tentacles, claws and more than enough eyes.

[Dark]

Gota wait to see what I've actually managed to do before I can post my turn...

[Prometheus]

Hopefully I'll at least get some claws or something.

[inaluct]

Hopefully you'll roll a one, accidentally teleport next to me, and I'll cave in your skull. Ͽ_Ͼ

Forgive my use of one of those irritating underscore smileys. The Unicode was too tempting.

But really, good luck with your roll. Right now Blue Team isn't very threatening, with the possible exception of Boksia and Tylui's bear.

Edit: Man, that smiley looks creepy.

[Dark]

Your creepy smiley gave me a creepy idea on how to counter that bear.