Round 3:
I ignore the good weapons, and pull off a long, thin piece of the box's frame, then jam it into my wrist to make a punching dagger.
3: you manage to pull off a long thin piece off the box, but are too tired out to jam it into your wrist. Plus your watch tells you that the action took an entire turn.
If I am not wearing my chainmail already, I wear it.
Otherwise I begin praying to divine forces to bless everyone on the red team.
6: in your enthusiasm you accidentally rip off the right sleeve of the chainmail. +1 against arrows and blades, no penalties.
i'll take the space of a balance bot
I grab some steel plate and a large war axe from the bin
5: done and done! in fact you are no longer stuck in the bin! (large war ax: Damage level upgrade + dismemberment at a 6/ killing blow. Will get stuck at a 1. Platemail: +2 against damage, -1 to dodge.)
I stealthily start moving toward the artifact. You know, moving in the shadows and everything.
4: clumsily,as you get used to your new state of being you move from shadow to shadow, and leave the respawn area, still stealthed.
You see a huge tower in front of you, there is no sky or skylight, but there are enough lights in the ceiling to provide enough shadows for moving. You are in a round arena, with Bay12 members watching the arena impatiently.
There are four buildings. Red, Green, Yellow and Blue, all equidistant from the tower.
Where o where is the Artifact?
I look in the bin for a war hammer and armor.
1: While bin diving, you get stuck. 5 you strugle for a bit before you finally free yourself.
I'll join up with red team.
I attempt to become one with the light, in order to gain super-healing powers as well as the ability to smite mine enemies in thy holy mercy.
3: try as you might, you do not become one with the light, well not completly, just your lower half. You are now sworn to chastity. +1 to good moves +1 against kicking Boski. Weakness to darkness upgrades damage against your favor.
I sprint towards the armor and mini-gun, grabbing them both and equipping them.
4:You run as fast as you can towards the red respawn room, but try as you might, you only got halfway through the arena before the turn ended. The croud cheers you in.
Crowd favorite: secret effect...
Alright I will try to tame the ugly slime.
4: The ugly slime is now yours. It is fairly weak and a coward though.
Okay, I'll put my welder's mask on in the most inspiring way possible, and try to look angelic.
The forces of darkness (blue team) are going down.
2, unfortunatly you don't, it is almost doomed to be on your hand forever.
Bots:
bot no. 1 gets a 1(seriously)
Stuck in bin.
bot no. 2 gets a two
Laughs at bot 1. instead of getting a blade.
Ugly slime monster starts to run away.
Status:
Dark: Bone mace (+1 to attack, will break on 6), Wooden shield (+1 to dodge, unless a 6 is rolled), Chainmail. (+1 against arrows and blades)
Boski: One with the darkness, not just the yada yada yada. +2 to dark actions. Small weakness to silver, cold iron, teamwork, love and anything else I can think of. Slight burns gone.
The darkness may posses you next turn. (no respawn untill body is detroyed)
Inaluct: has spiked club (upgrades damage level), holding weilder's mask.
Cowofdoom: shielded by an unseen force. shield may flicker out. +1 to damage.
yougiedeggs: strong. +1 to attacks
Creamcorn: rubberbands, foam darts and construction worker clothes (+3 against darkness, auto hit to Boski)
Notes: Minigun and bulletproof vest in red respawn room. The audience is impatient.
Neat, I now decide I will... hm.
O.K.! I will practice with my rubber bands, by trying to hit the 'e' in the red respawn area,(neither matters).
2: yes, you fail too, except everyone was too busy to know how it would be possible to fail that action
Balance bot 1:He tries to learn telekenetic abilities.
1: He gets a hell of a headache. -1 to mental abilities.
Balance bot 2: pulls a random weapon from the bin.
3. He has an aluminum baseball bat +1 to attack, roll to not bend out of shape.
Boski against the inner darkness!(I knew I forgot something)
6! Boski subdues his inner darkness. In fact, he may raise from the dead now...
Status: Brought to you by Tylui, give him a round of aplause.
So here's the status of the PCs... I don't think I'll be able to do this consistently at all, but here it is anyway. Possibly too long what with all the spoilers, and crap... D:
PCs
Dark
Equipment
Bone mace
+1 to attack, will break on 6
+1 to dodge, unless a 6 is rolled
+1 against arrows and blade
-Missing a sleeve
Boski
Self
One with The Darkness
-Small weakness to silver, cold iron, teamwork, love and anything else I can think of.
+2 to dark actions.
+May Raise From The Dead
Inaluct
Equipment
Spiked Club
Inventory
Welder's Mask
~Almost Doomed to Be in Hand Forever
Cowofdoom
Equipment
+Force Shield
+1 to Damage
-May Flicker Out
yougiedeggs
Self
+Strong
Creamcorn
Equipment
Rubber Bands
Foam Darts
Bright Construction Worker Clothes
+3 against darkness, auto hit to Boski
Cthulhu
Inventory
Long, Thin Piece off Equipment Box
Kashyyk
Equipment
Large War Axe
+Damage Level Upgrade
+Dismemberment at a 6/Killing Blow
-Gets stuck at a 1
+2 against damage
-1 to dodge
Frelock
Self
Lower Half One With the Light
~Sworn to Chastity
+1 to Good Moves
+1 against Darkness When Kicking
-Weak to Darkness(Upgrades Damage Against You)
Little
Self
Crowd Favorite!
cowofdoom78963
Inventory
Ugly Slime(tame)
Author
Topic: Roll to dodge - Histories of team battles and artifacts. Needs a substitute GM. (Read 30314 times)