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Author Topic: HOLY ARMOK  (Read 5626 times)

Aqizzar

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2008, 03:35:11 pm »

SERIOUSLY ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO READ THIS WITHOUT IMAGINING EVERYONE YELLING
CRUISE CONTROL THREAD IS LOUD

YES TIBBLES
SHINE ON YOU CRAZY MILK OPAL
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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Neoskel

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2008, 03:43:26 pm »

I'VE FOUND A COUPLE KIDS IN GOBLIN FORTS AT AGE 11 OR SO, ONE YEAR ISN'T ALL THAT BAD.

ALSO, CRUISE CONTROL IS FOR WUSSIES. MANUAL SHIFT PRESSING FOR THE WIN.
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Urist Mcsurvivalist has been accosted by edible vermin lately.

Goblins: The fourth iron ore.

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2008, 03:45:47 pm »

ONCE, I GOT AN NPC LASHER UP TO A FAIRLY HIGH LEVEL.  THEY WERE TAKING OFF ENEMIES' HEADS RIGHT AND LEFT.  GRAND FUN!!

SO YES, THEY GAIN EXPERIENCE.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2008, 03:57:50 pm »

SERIOUSLY ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO READ THIS WITHOUT IMAGINING EVERYONE YELLING

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. SOMEHOW, I HEARD ALL THE VOICES YELLING INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2008, 04:09:34 pm »

I TRAINED THE KID UP SO MUCH, SHE COULD TAKE OUT GIANT TIGERS AT AGE THREE

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

THEN SOME DICKHEAD HUMAN CIV DECIDED TO KILL ME AND IMPALE ME BODY ON A SPIKE, SO I UNMADE REALITY AND RE-CREATED THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD IN A FORM THAT IS MORE PLEASING TO ME.
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GODAMMIT KOBOLDS

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2008, 04:23:00 pm »

... Ok, that's enough.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2008, 04:25:26 pm »

SCREW YOU, I'M KEEPING MY PINKY ON THE ACCELERATION KEY.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2008, 04:28:05 pm »

I DON'T THINK OF IT AS YELLING, IT'S MORE LIKE A 'SIMPLER' MORE INNOCENT TYPE THING, LIKE CHILDREN WRITING. OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHY IT AMUSES ME.

BIG AND EXAGGERATED COMMUNICATION, BUT WITHOUT THE PAIN IN THE EARS.
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Torak

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2008, 04:30:40 pm »

This topic entertains me.
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw.

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2008, 04:34:10 pm »

This topic entertains me.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.  ;)
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Torak

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2008, 04:39:04 pm »

Gods need not follow your rules.
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As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of those dwarves that suffer your neglect.

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw.

Neoskel

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2008, 04:42:02 pm »

Gods need not follow your rules.

GODS DON'T POST IN FORUMS.

AND SUPERMAN DON'T NEED NO PLANE.
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Glacies

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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2008, 04:43:18 pm »

Gods need not follow your rules.

MEGALOMANIA MUCH? YOU'RE A HUMAN POSTING INA FORUM, SILLY. DON'T BE A PRENENTIOUS GIT. ALSO: GOD KILLS A KITTEN EVERY TIME YOU FAIL TO POST IN ALL CAPS.

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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2008, 04:48:23 pm »

Now, that's actually a reason to not post in caps.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2008, 06:00:20 pm »

WHY ARE WE POSTING IN CAPS?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M YELLING ABOUT!

OH THE HUMANITY! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
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