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Author Topic: HOLY ARMOK  (Read 5620 times)

Tibbles

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HOLY ARMOK
« on: September 20, 2008, 06:51:59 am »


ZOMBIE FISH

ARE CRAWLING ON LAND

BY THE GODS
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 08:29:01 am »
IN AN UNRELATED NOTE, DO NPCs IN ADVENTURER MODE GAIN EXPERIENCE? I'M TRYING TO TRAIN A CHILD FROM AGE THREE INTO BEING THE GREATEST WARRIOR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 09:04:59 am »
ALL INTELLIGENT CREATURES GAIN EXPERIENCE I THINK
ONE DAY HE WILL DESTROY YOU

AND WATCH OUT FOR TUNA
ESPECIALLY SKELETAL TUNA - OH GOD HOW THEY HAUNT MY DREAMS

THE ZOMBIE JELLYFISH WERE ALMOST AS BAD

EDITD FOR COOL
« Last Edit: September 20, 2008, 09:08:48 am by Aqizzar »
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 09:05:25 am »
I THINK SO. BACK A FEW VERSIONS, MY DRUNK COMPANIIONS WUZ KILLING THINGS RIGHT AND LEFT. MIGHT BE MORE TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT THEY STOLE WEAPONS THAT GOT STUCK IN WOLVES THAN ANYTHING ELSE, BUT THEY REALLY STARTED KICKING ASS A COUPLE OF GAME YEARS LATER. SO I GUESS IT SHOULD STILL WORK FOR YOU, IT'LL JUST TAKE A REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFULL.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 09:12:07 am »
THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH TRYING TO TRAIN SOMEONE UP IS THAT YOU CAN DEPLETE THE WORLD OF PREDATORS. THEN YOU'LL GET 'AMBUSHED' BUT NOTHING WILL TURN UP. I TRIED TO WORK AROUND THIS BY BUILDING 'FORTS' ON CHASMS WITH A LITTLE CHAMBER DUG OUT FOR THE CREATURES TO COLLECT IN, BUT THERE WERE JUST WAY TOO MANY CRITTERS IN ONE SPOT THAN ANYONE SHORT OF A FULL ON LEGENDARY OR A BRONZE COLOSSUS COULD HANDLE. DAMN TROGLODYTES.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2008, 03:08:27 pm by Neoskel »
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 09:16:16 am »
You wake up.
You hear a strange flapping noise.
You hear someone whisper, "Gruuubs..."
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 09:18:34 am »
Quote from: FaultyLogic on September 20, 2008, 09:16:16 am
You wake up.
You hear a strange flapping noise.
You hear someone whisper, "Gruuubs..."

WHEN IN ROME, OBNOXIOUSLY TAKE PICTURES AND COMMENT ON HOW EVERYTHING BACK AT YOUR COUNTRY IS BETTER.

DERN TOURIST.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 12:10:29 pm »
YES NPC'S DO GAIN EXP IN ADVENTURE MODE, BUT WAITING 9 INGAME YEARS IN ADVENTURE MODE FOR A CHILD TO GROW UP WILL BE VERY BORING INDEED.

I WONDER IF YOU CAN DIE OF OLD AGE IN ADVENTURE MODE

EPIC THREAD IS EPIC
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 12:32:01 pm »
AFAIK, YOU CAN, THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE (OR HOW LONG REALTIME IT WOULD TAKE).

CRUISE CONTROL THREAD IS CRUUUISING
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 12:53:30 pm »
THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY TO READ. AND EVEN FUNNER TO POST IN.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2008, 12:57:24 pm »
TRY RETIRING HIM WITH THE CHILD AND PLAY FORTRESS MODE FOR A FEW YEARS.

I LIKE NOT HAVING TO OCCASIONALLY USE THE SHIFT KEY! DAMN, I JUST USED IT.
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 01:09:54 pm »
OH FOR ALL THAT IS SHORT AND FLAMMABLE FORGET ABOUT THE KID, LEAVE HIM TO DISTRACT THE ZOMBIE FISH!!
P.S. IT'S FUN TO TYPE LIKE THIS!
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2008, 01:38:09 pm »
CAPS-LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL

EVERYONE STOP YELLING >:( !
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2008, 02:05:13 pm »
STOP YELLING AT US TO STOP YELLING!! :D
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Re: HOLY ARMOK
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2008, 03:09:48 pm »
WELL, IF ANYONE ACTUALLY BOTHERS TO BABYSIT A CHILD INTO ADULTHOOD, LET US KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, OKAY? IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL, ACTUALLY, TO SEE SOMEONE DO THAT.

OH, AND DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CAPS. IT'S JUST THIS FORUMS WAY OF SAYING WE ALL LOVE AND ACCEPT TIBBLES. REALLY.
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