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Proteus

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Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« on: September 20, 2008, 05:12:16 am »

The Batman bashes the Siege Engineer in the upper body from behind with her Pig Tail Sock
 
It is bruised!

The Siege Engineerīs liver has been bruised!



From a current combat between a Siege engineer and a batwoman
I donīt know how these creatures make their socks, but obviously they are dangerous weapons :D
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Earthquake Damage

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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 06:36:44 am »

Maybe the sock's full of quarters?
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 06:45:34 am »

Maybe the sock's full of quarters?

 Rocks?
 Iron nails?
 Iron Bar?
 Broken Glass?
 Kogan Lokinogith's left hand?
 
 Who knows.
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 09:21:01 am »

Maybe the sock's full of quarters?

 Rocks?
 Iron nails?
 Iron Bar?
 Broken Glass?
 Kogan Lokinogith's left hand?
 
 Who knows.

I know conclusively that dwarven socks are full of win.  ;)
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 09:31:15 am »

Man, I didn't think win would hurt this much.  At least pennies wouldn't cause internal bleeding.
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 10:35:40 am »

those socks are indeed very deadly

i once had 1 adventurer that all i did was throw or attack with socks, almost killed the whole human village too.......execpt for that bowman...........
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 02:04:36 am »

Try throwing vomit for comic effects!

"The spinning vomit hits Urist McPansy in the head!"
"Urist McPansy has become sick!"
"Also very decapitated."
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2008, 02:29:42 pm »

I'm currently thinking of putting together something that throws only water/ice for combat. I wonder if there's a way to make a critter that can freeze all the water it carries without dying in heat...
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2008, 03:50:29 pm »

I'm currently thinking of putting together something that throws only water/ice for combat. I wonder if there's a way to make a critter that can freeze all the water it carries without dying in heat...
I think [FIXED_TEMP:_] would do it, with a suitably low value.  Just don't fall in any ponds...
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2008, 04:27:37 pm »

The Dwarf bashes You in the head with her Swamp vine backpack!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2008, 12:36:03 pm »

I'm currently thinking of putting together something that throws only water/ice for combat. I wonder if there's a way to make a critter that can freeze all the water it carries without dying in heat...
I think [FIXED_TEMP:_] would do it, with a suitably low value.  Just don't fall in any ponds...

I take it there's no way to make it so water freezes into ice while I walk into it?
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2008, 09:51:56 am »

I'm currently thinking of putting together something that throws only water/ice for combat. I wonder if there's a way to make a critter that can freeze all the water it carries without dying in heat...
I think [FIXED_TEMP:_] would do it, with a suitably low value.  Just don't fall in any ponds...

I take it there's no way to make it so water freezes into ice while I walk into it?

That's exactly what fixed temp should do.  At least, I know it works in reverse - SoFs will steam up water pretty well.

edit: wait, is it bad edict to reply to a few-days-old thread?  All I usually post on is 4chan, I don't pay attention to how old things are :(
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2008, 12:23:59 pm »

edit: wait, is it bad edict to reply to a few-days-old thread?  All I usually post on is 4chan, I don't pay attention to how old things are :(

Necromancy is fine as long as you contribute something imo. :)

And ofc, a few days is barely dead anyway...
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2008, 05:56:08 pm »

If your flesh is just below freezing, you should be able to pick up those chunks you get from fighting wolves and toss them in ahead of you.
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Re: Dangerous Pig Tail Socks
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 05:52:26 am »

Sorry, I meant walk onto:-\ Like so I can trot down and instead of getting sealed in ice, actually walk on it.
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