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[Dryn]

quote:Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>Have you kidnaped the purple gorila and made it join you?</STRONG>

He was liberal, so I couldn't kidnap him. I did try to discuss the issues however. Didn't work so well.

[Kyselina]

How unfortunate.

[Elmyr]

I enjoy recruiting conservatives with their own issue...

Mao says,
"Do you want to hear something disturbing?"

Police Officer responds,
"What?"

Mao says,
"The police regularly torture minority suspects during interrogations."

Police Officer responds,
"That *is* disturbing! What can I do?"

It's even more fun deep inside the police station with a squad carrying AK-47s and wearing army body armor bloody from the last raid.

[Floirt]

I was in the Cable News Station. I was here with my 9mm., and some back-up guy to spray "LCS rocks!" all over the place.

I was shouting at people "We don't need a slogan!", then one-shotting them with the pistol. I got wounded, so I decided to get back home. On my way out, I find a conservative Secretary. I shouted again "We don't need a slogan!".
Apparently, it had angried her. She punched me in the face, and my eye fell out.

I was like "Oh my god what on earth was that?", and fled back home. After the habitual chase (the back-up guy was the driver, fortunately), I was still alive. Now, my founder has a missing eye, and nearly no teeth, but stills shoots at people while yelling strange slogans.

[Kyselina]

I like when I shout:

"Do a barrel roll!"

Then a message followed:

"He has a family!"

Scaaary.

[Okenido]

Getting a critical failure in recruiting and them still joining, is what I find funny.

[Yngar the Wise]

on my first game I went in to the gentleman's club with my leader and a punk guy to kill a CEO, my leader had a sword and the punk guy had a 9mm, and they were wearing bill and hillary masks. we killed them and after a police chase eventually gave up. I wasnt sure what to do after they got arrested because it was my first time to play the game so I had everyone else I had recruited, all hippies, rush the police station with bare fists and got them all killed. then my trial came. the punk ratted me out and then it came to decide how I would handle the trial. I chose to defend myself. The prosecution made a spotless case, and I was charged with a ton of stuff. I was pretty much prepared to start over at that point when the jury got back and said NOT GUILTY. I guess I argued that even though I walked in to the place with masks and weapons that they attacked me first so it was their fault.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Stealing a bug with a tank, then piling a squad of six tanks into it to drive to the Corporate HQ.

[Gantolandon]

Seduced a guard dog, then "kidnapped the Conservative bitch". Strangely enough, the dog wasn't female - his name was Jesus Ramirez. He was converted, than agreed to become a sleeper in CEO's mansion.

[Floirt]

*story*

And then he lost his right arm. Moving onto the left leg soon...

[Kyselina]

Soon he will have no teeth, arms, legs and eyes.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Just a torso in a wheelchair that yells "We don't need a slogan!" whenever he hears gunfire. 

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

To the pain!

[Gruegirl]

Since under the current build Seduction is such a nessicary skill, I tend to have prostitutes seducing prostitutes... I have half a mind to call it, Lesbian Orgy Squad.

My other question is, where the heck are these prostitute's pimps? I'm sweeping them up off their feet but their pimps are nowhere in sight.

[Gruegirl]

Okay check that, I just seduced a genetic nightmare named Jennifer, she has a charisma of 9, 2 points of seduction and 2 points of art... Since when did Yoko Ono change her name to Jennifer?