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[kuribo]

What are some of the funnier things that have happened to you?

Today, I portrayed myself as a naked Liberal, running amok in the factories of the Industrial District. He beat filthy Conservatives to death with his bare hands... until a Non-Union worker hit him once in the head with a chain, killing him instantly.

Crazy naked liberal, you will be missed.

[Hanure]

Nicely done there.

I had a character with an excellent seduce, but poor disguise, and so once the conservative became suspicious I would seduce them as soon as I had the encounter, thus keeping them from blowing the alarm on me. It was an ammusing escape.

[a1s]

some time ago, when I hadn't yet realize the potential of a traumatic conversion, I would have trained musician go shoot an armed opponent, and then sing to him.
This isn't funny all by itself, but if you think about how that looks: the enemy is lying there, bleeding, asking you to call his father or at least an ambulance, and you sing happy songs to him!

[Kyselina]

I just converted a guard dog to be my liberal sleeper.

[kuribo]

quote:Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>I just converted a guard dog to be my liberal sleeper.</STRONG>

Someday, when his Conservative master wants him to sic on a poor Liberal Hippie, the dog's true allegiance will show!

[Hanure]

There's a good point, why don't I sometimes see my sleepers when I am attacking a site.
aka a random liberal police officer, or something.
Have I just not been lucky enough yet?

[Kyselina]

My slogan is "Do a barrel roll!" Once my dude was under attack in some place,he shouted at the enemies "Do a barrel roll!"

[ June 06, 2008: Message edited by: Kyselina ]

[mainiac]

I've shot a CEO to bits then picked up his liberal teenage daughter (talk about teenage rebelliousness!).  I've also seduced both the CEO and the teenager.  Hell, I've seduced entire sites.  Seduction is basically the greatest thing ever is what I'm getting at here.

[Hanure]

Speaking about slogans, mine last was, "We HAVE a slogan!" which I find hilarious to yell at people.

[Dryn]

"Howard Filler plays a song for Purple Gorilla! Purple Gorilla's Hearts swells!"

Music hath charms to soothe a savage beast  

[Kyselina]

Have you kidnaped the purple gorila and made it join you?

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

What?  Purple Gorilla?

[E. Albright]

quote:You didn't kidnap the purple gorilla, did you?

Of course not. A primate that fine you gotta romance first.

[Cthulhu]

Epic win on the part of E.

[kuribo]

What happens if you leave a dead body in an apartment and then get evicted?

Do they deliver it to the shelter for you?

Wait, i think I'll find out for myself.

edit: oh, the cops raided it and got the body back.

[ June 07, 2008: Message edited by: kuribo ]