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[Jackrabbit]

Ah. I love that moment when you look at something like that and hit upon the glorious realization of what the hell that thing actually is.

[Kate Wissen]

When I saw this thread I copied my current fortress made a ton of steel corkscrews and set off for it in adventure mode. When I started walking through the entrance I noticed a ballista arrow lying there. Then the horrible realization dawned on me. I instantly equipped it and headed to the nearest elven hovel.

Bwhahahahahaha!

[Roundabout Lout]

The thread lives!
I'M DRILLING THE SHIT OUT OF SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES!

[Mikko]

The thread lives!
I'M DRILLING THE SHIT OUT OF SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM THE SCREAMS OF ALL OF THE SKELETAL CARPS THAT ARE CRAWLING ON THE GROUND AND GNAWING MY LEGS WHOSE SHIT I AM DRILLING OUT!

[Jackrabbit]

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

THE ELVES FALL TO THE POWER OF MY FASHION SENSE!

[Mikko]

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

THE ELVES FALL TO THE POWER OF MY FASHION SENSE!

*Throws a large, serrated disc towards Jackrabbit*

Catch this, pretty boy!!! *bitter voice* =(

[Jackrabbit]

NOTHING CAN PENETRATE MY ADAMANTINE SKIRT!

oh shit. My face. *dead*

[Mikko]

NOTHING CAN PENETRATE MY ADAMANTINE SKIRT!

oh shit. My face. *dead*

ALL YOUR PRETTY CLOTHING ARE BELONG TO US =|

Make your time.
Hahahahahaha.

[WorkerDrone]

Using trap parts to kill things? I should have known.

[Jackrabbit]

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

THE ELVES FALL TO THE POWER OF MY FASHION SENSE!

*Throws a large, serrated disc towards Jackrabbit*

Catch this, pretty boy!!! *bitter voice* =(

I've been meaning to say this for some time.

You should call yourself Mario because you got "1-upped"

[Kagus]

I know it's a silly question, but I've been worried about the improved mental hygiene of this board's members recently, so I have to ask:

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

Everyone else sees this, right?

[Mikko]

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

Everyone else sees this, right?

Oh yes. Thanks for fixing my mind up, man, it has been surprisingly clean lately.
*Goes to drilling the shit out of the dead body.*

[Jackrabbit]

I know it's a silly question, but I've been worried about the improved mental hygiene of this board's members recently, so I have to ask:

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

Everyone else sees this, right?

Ever blocked an arrow with a dress then disemboweled the bowman?

[Mikko]

I know it's a silly question, but I've been worried about the improved mental hygiene of this board's members recently, so I have to ask:

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

Everyone else sees this, right?

Ever blocked an arrow with a dress then disemboweled the bowman?

Assuming that arrow is what I am thinking about, probaply every third hot girl had to do this.

[Aqizzar]

I know it's a silly question, but I've been worried about the improved mental hygiene of this board's members recently, so I have to ask:

I see your corkscrew and raise you one Adamantine dress

Everyone else sees this, right?

This from mister Serious Business himself.  See, everyone has a sense of humor if you hit just the right coincidental innuendo.

And no, I did not see that til you pointed it out.  Damn that's good.