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Author Topic: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?  (Read 17148 times)

KaelGotDwarves

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2008, 01:41:42 pm »

would be cool that is you ate it and then you turned into something else, maybe something random?  yay fox!!   .........
So the godforsaken unknown substance from the pits of hell turns you into a furry?

Not surprised I am.

Glacies

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2008, 04:12:51 pm »

Furries? Quickly! Divert the magma pipe into the pits! Nowww!

*pull lever*

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2008, 07:02:32 pm »

Furries? Quickly! Divert the magma pipe into the pits! Nowww!

*pull lever*

The demons would probably just thank you for the bath. And the entrance into your fortress via magma channel.
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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2008, 11:52:58 pm »

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I think Bay 12 Games forum has possibly the highest quote ratio ever.

Someone should set up a Bash.org database.
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

MuonDecay

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 12:29:54 am »

I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES.

Dear god you are kinky
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Glacies

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2008, 06:23:53 am »

Baddum-bum-tish!

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 07:13:28 am »

I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES.

Dear god you are kinky
DEAD THINGS CAN'T SAY NO.
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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 07:38:46 am »

I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES.

Dear god you are kinky
DEAD THINGS CAN'T SAY NO.
Nobody can hear you say no in ASCII.
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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 08:03:16 am »

What about the guy who was knocking up the local wildlife.

Now that's kinky.
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Glacies

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2008, 08:10:47 am »

Dead wildlife, dude.

And he probably just cut a hole in the side for it.

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2008, 02:04:41 am »

This thread worries me.
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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2008, 10:17:54 pm »

THIS.IS.DWARF FORTRESS!!!!
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2008, 07:37:12 pm »

This is the best thread ever.
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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2008, 11:15:55 am »

I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES.

Dear god you are kinky
DEAD THINGS CAN'T SAY NO.
Nobody can hear you say no in ASCII.

Yeah, you either say [y]es or [n]o, that or you press spacebar.
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Rhenaya

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Re: Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode?
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 05:32:04 pm »

THIS IS MADNESS!

THIS.IS.DWARF FORTRESS!!!!

You have been kicked into a bottomless chasm.
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