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[Duke 2.0]

 Butbut... We are not hitting on them. We merely poke fun at the situation.

 

[DJ]

Speak for yourself. All ladies present here should consider themselves hit on by me.

[Mephansteras]

Ah, an advantage of women on the internet. They are all assumed to be hot or at least flirt-worthy unless proved otherwise. 

[Kagus]

They're female.  That counts as flirt-worthy.

And goddamnit, don't prove me wrong.  This thread has gotten bad enough as it is.

[subject name here]

If I were a woman I'd pretend to be a man because guys on the internet are -really- creepy and desperate when it comes to women for some reason.

Nothing to see here, just some BALLS! Let's watch wresting dudes!

[KaelGotDwarves]

Wish I could take all the blame for this thread but I was just at Lovefest in San Francisco watching topless lesbians making out in public.

[Idiom]

This thread is the reason they appear so scarce in the internet.
Thanks a lot.

[Pilsu]

This thread is the reason they appear so scarce in the internet.
Thanks a lot.

Why does it even matter? Seriously

[mainiac]

Speak for yourself. All ladies present here should consider themselves hit on by me.

Hey bro, you seem pretty cool.  How 'bout we go work out at the gym some time.  We could hit the showers and then watch some football or wrestling after.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Ar ar ar.
I lolled seeing the post a'bove meh.

[Skyrage]

If I were a woman I'd pretend to be a man because guys on the internet are -really- creepy and desperate when it comes to women for some reason.

Nothing to see here, just some BALLS! Let's watch wresting dudes!

If I were a man I'd pretend to be a woman and exploit every single benefit that can be gained from it.

 

[subject name here]

Sweaty nerds pawing at their genitals hidden within their pelvis much like a turtle's head retracting into it's grease stained shell of groinal blubber.

You could get the exact same benefit and experience by sleeping with Wilfred Brimley.

 

e: except wilfred brimley will give you free oatmeal

[mainiac]

Uh, I'm pretty sure he wasn't saying sexual benefits.  It's pretty hard to have sex over the internets, although we have top men working on it.  Top men.

[Akroma]

haha, you silly people think women can't pee standing upright


the only reason I don't pee standing upright is that

a) no one with their mind right does like an animal and pees in the woods

b) there are no urinals on the womans toilette



but I ensure you, peeing while standing upright is entirely possible, and unless you do it really really wrong, not messy

[Pilsu]

a) no one with their mind right does like an animal and pees in the woods

Hey, don't diss peeing in the woods, it's a spiritual experience

b) there are no urinals on the womans toilette

You'd be surprised how many men opt to go into the booths to pee instead of risking standing next to the guy who tries to strike conversation while holding his junk