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[Time Kitten]

I tried WoW.  I played female every time since YOU CAN"T EVEN SEE PAST THE MALE CHARACTERS.  Seriously, being 1/3rd the width and 2/3rds the height is a real advantage in a 3d game.  I just told people I always played female because I got too distracted by the guy's butts (truth be told, a swaying ponytail on one of my female characters made me log in a 20 hour day just walking around doing absolutely nothing).  I play runescape.  I found a nice way o get rid of the people following me around asking for me to be their gf, the line "No, you gonna be MY GF" caused them to physically run, then log out for up to a week.  Most of the time I just have my private chat off, and play during the graveyard shift though.  I got too tired of people wearing rune armour like it is something that is good for them, 1am by it's nature weeds out the noobs, 12 year olds, and horny boys.

I only come to this forum for chicks. So, if there are any single girls here with EU or USA citizenship that are looking for a mail-order husband from a third world country, send me a PM. I can cook and I'm great at pretending that I'm listening.

Oh, oh, I'm one! And I so totally like guys that can pretend to listen!  Come on over.  Err.. you'd have to swim here though.  And live under my bed.  And never let anyone see you.  And forage for your own food in the jungle.  But it will be fun!

[Tormy]

I tried WoW.  I played female every time since YOU CAN"T EVEN SEE PAST THE MALE CHARACTERS.  Seriously, being 1/3rd the width and 2/3rds the height is a real advantage in a 3d game.  I just told people I always played female because I got too distracted by the guy's butts (truth be told, a swaying ponytail on one of my female characters made me log in a 20 hour day just walking around doing absolutely nothing).  I play runescape.  I found a nice way o get rid of the people following me around asking for me to be their gf, the line "No, you gonna be MY GF" caused them to physically run, then log out for up to a week.  Most of the time I just have my private chat off, and play during the graveyard shift though.  I got too tired of people wearing rune armour like it is something that is good for them, 1am by it's nature weeds out the noobs, 12 year olds, and horny boys.

I only come to this forum for chicks. So, if there are any single girls here with EU or USA citizenship that are looking for a mail-order husband from a third world country, send me a PM. I can cook and I'm great at pretending that I'm listening.

Oh, oh, I'm one! And I so totally like guys that can pretend to listen!  Come on over.  Err.. you'd have to swim here though.  And live under my bed.  And never let anyone see you.  And forage for your own food in the jungle.  But it will be fun!

Don't even start to argue about male-female chars in WoW. In Age of Conan, there was a serious bug. Female characters were weaker than males, and it wasn't intended at all of course. Yet the retarded Funcom failed to fix it for weeks. Well not that it matters, the game sucked anyway.

[Akroma]

☼Genitalia☼

This is a masterfully made genitalia. It is consists of many parts that are too complicated for males.



yay, we rock

[Mephansteras]

You just deal with the wrong males, then.

[Kagus]

You just had to make some vaguely flirtatious comment, didn't you?

[inaluct]

truth be told, a swaying ponytail on one of my female characters made me log in a 20 hour day just walking around doing absolutely nothing

I think I sort of get this, but I am also very, very confused by it.

the line "No, you gonna be MY GF" caused them to physically run, then log out for up to a week.

You are my hero.

[Time Kitten]

yay, we rock

I gotta try this!

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☼Boobies☼
This is a masterfully crafted pair of boobies.  They are made of win.  The item menaces with spikes of nipples.  The item is adorned with hanging rings of gold. On the item is a picture of a wolf and another wolf in ink, the wolf is playing with the wolf.

truth be told, a swaying ponytail on one of my female characters made me log in a 20 hour day just walking around doing absolutely nothing

I think I sort of get this, but I am also very, very confused by it.

Twas hypnotic.

the line "No, you gonna be MY GF" caused them to physically run, then log out for up to a week.

You are my hero.

I also spammed the zombie dance emote for surprise buttsex the first time, but later the emote was rearranged to start facing a different way, and then emote spamming was taken out.

[Mephansteras]

You just had to make some vaguely flirtatious comment, didn't you?

It was actually intended to be more informative then flirtatious, but I can see how it could be seen that way.

Oh, well.

[Angellus]

truth be told, a swaying ponytail on one of my female characters made me log in a 20 hour day just walking around doing absolutely nothing

I think I sort of get this, but I am also very, very confused by it.

Ow ow! that's just like one of those cat's plays, you just have to hit it so it starts swinging again, or in your case, walk so it swings again 

the line "No, you gonna be MY GF" caused them to physically run, then log out for up to a week.

You are my hero.

Heroes are scary...

[Kagus]

You just had to make some vaguely flirtatious comment, didn't you?

It was actually intended to be more informative then flirtatious, but I can see how it could be seen that way.

Oh, well.

I am Kagus.  Everything means sex.

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Ilpiano Kemus Genam, a manly tongue

This is a Manly Tongue.  It is made of highly flexible material.  It is studded with Taste Receptors.  On the item is an image of a Clover in Tongue.  On the item is an image of Waves in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Bathtub in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Enormous Tongue Corkscrew in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Cherry in Unknown Substance.

[Angellus]

You just had to make some vaguely flirtatious comment, didn't you?

It was actually intended to be more informative then flirtatious, but I can see how it could be seen that way.

Oh, well.

I am Kagus.  Everything means sex.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ilpiano Kemus Genam, a manly tongue

This is a Manly Tongue.  It is made of highly flexible material.  It is studded with Taste Receptors.  On the item is an image of a Clover in Tongue.  On the item is an image of Waves in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Bathtub in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Enormous Tongue Corkscrew in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Cherry in Unknown Substance.

Dude, your starting to scare me now...

[Zironic]

Is it sad that I've seen worse male/female ratios in my engineering courses?

That's why I like sociology.

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Good pickings. 

You should get into media related stuff. 8:1 female to male ratio in one of my classes once.

The actual numbers were 8:1 though...

My journalism class has a 28 to 3 ratio. F to M.

[Duke 2.0]

You just had to make some vaguely flirtatious comment, didn't you?

It was actually intended to be more informative then flirtatious, but I can see how it could be seen that way.

Oh, well.

I am Kagus.  Everything means sex.

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Ilpiano Kemus Genam, a manly tongue

This is a Manly Tongue.  It is made of highly flexible material.  It is studded with Taste Receptors.  On the item is an image of a Clover in Tongue.  On the item is an image of Waves in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Bathtub in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Enormous Tongue Corkscrew in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Cherry in Unknown Substance.

Dude, your starting to scare me now...

He scared me before I even joined this forum.

 Hell, he scared me... in that closet...

[Angellus]

You just had to make some vaguely flirtatious comment, didn't you?

It was actually intended to be more informative then flirtatious, but I can see how it could be seen that way.

Oh, well.

I am Kagus.  Everything means sex.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ilpiano Kemus Genam, a manly tongue

This is a Manly Tongue.  It is made of highly flexible material.  It is studded with Taste Receptors.  On the item is an image of a Clover in Tongue.  On the item is an image of Waves in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Bathtub in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Enormous Tongue Corkscrew in Tongue.  On the item is an image of a Cherry in Unknown Substance.

Dude, your starting to scare me now...

He scared me before I even joined this forum.

 Hell, he scared me... in that closet...

*faint*

[Axe27]

☼Genitalia☼

This is a masterfully made genitalia. It is consists of many parts that are too complicated for males.



yay, we rock

No matter how complicated your genitalia may be, and the many various cancers and disorders you can get, we will always have a single advantage:

Urinating, standing upright.

Ha! Take that!