Craaap. Lesse. What've I got in my room....uh, a bed...maybe..I KNOW! DECONSTRUCT THE WALL! Ima' genius. If the door's too solid, maybe the wall will give?
(Does not want to die, but hell. It's up to you. I'm being silly. Maybe you could use me as a means to end the story way way later? I'm just gonna starve to death, aren't I?)
Fortunately, your bedroom is made of natural stone and fortified with plot.
I won't let you die out of malice, don't fear that.
Man, what's that rumbling noise?
It sounds like water...
Oh..Wait.
WATER! OH CRAP!
I won't let you die out of malice, don't fear that.
Me: Geeze, when I trapped Glacies I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition...
*music*
Cardinal 1: Nobody expects the
Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief two weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency...
no wait, that's three, our chief three weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiancy, and our devotion to the...
our chief
four weapons are surprise, fear, fear, ruthless efficiency, and our devotion to the pope... wait a minute
*counts on fingers*
Fear, ruthlessness, surprise, and surprise.
No, that's not right.
Ok, our chief
three weapons are fear, suprise, our devotion to the pope, and ruthlessness.
Wait, that was four wasn't it.
Oh bother, let's try it again from the top
*everyone leaves stage right*
...
Me: I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Priest 1: nnNobody expects... the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse weapons such as are fear, suprise, ruthlessness, ruthlessness, and almost fanatical devotion to the pope
Oh blast! Suprise, ruthlessnesss, examples, and fear, those are our weapons.
No, it is defiantly fear, ruthlessness, suprise, and suprise...
That doesn't sound quite right!
Oh bother... it doesn't matter.
Our chief weapons are suprise, blah blah blah.
Cardinal! Bring on, the charges!
Cardinal: The charges are such:
"Ye are hearby charged with the intent to do herasy against the pope. In addition..."
Cardinal 1: That's enough. How do ye plead.
Me: Well... innocent.
Priest 1: We will soon change your mind, bring on... Bring on... the comfy chair.
Priest 2: But boss, the comfy chair is being aired after you waterboarded the last guy while he was still in it.
Priest 1: Oh. Right. Fine then...
Bring on... The quote Pyramid!
Everyone: *gasps* No! Not the quote pyramid!