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Author Topic: Lora Eyamifava, elf Merchant has gone berzerk!  (Read 10700 times)

Alabaster

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Re: Lora Eyamifava, elf Merchant has gone berzerk!
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 11:19:38 am »
sounds like a good plan.  I'll toss the elf in the pit with two goblins.  the winner gets to fight a cougar.
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Tormy

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Re: Lora Eyamifava, elf Merchant has gone berzerk!
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 11:34:05 am »
Quote from: Alabaster on September 14, 2008, 02:22:11 pm
I gleefully watch my marksdwarves fill the elf full of bolts, as he tries to punch out his own mule.  I then get the messages "Mule is stricken by melancholy!", and "Thalu Lalalaapasi, Elf Merchant has gone berzerk!"

My newly trained speardwarves put that mad tree hugger down just as quickly.  (Interestingly, He died with a spear stuck through each hand and a bone bolt in his foot.)  And then the "Mule has gone stark raving mad!"



^ This made me lol.  ;D
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Re: Lora Eyamifava, elf Merchant has gone berzerk!
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 11:45:16 am »
Quote from: Alabaster on September 16, 2008, 11:19:38 am
sounds like a good plan.  I'll toss the elf in the pit with two goblins.  the winner gets to fight a cougar.

And if it's an elf at peace with nature, they'll just hug.
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Re: Lora Eyamifava, elf Merchant has gone berzerk!
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2008, 02:03:53 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on September 15, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Elfy McElf: We are here to hug trees and kill dwarves. And it's your fault we are all out of trees.

Argh, ye dirty quote-stealing rascal! :D
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Re: Lora Eyamifava, elf Merchant has gone berzerk!
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 10:08:29 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on September 15, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Elfy McElf: We are here to hug trees and kill dwarves. And it's your fault we are all out of trees.
Yes, this goes in my signature. :D
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Quote from: Yanlin on September 15, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Elfy McElf: We are here to hug trees and kill dwarves. And it's your fault we are all out of trees.
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