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[Balsis]

I'm always running around, killing all those silly geese. But that's not my hobby. Sometimes the denizens of the Planes of Forever or whatever the balls my realm is named are total mean young gentlemen or ladies. This is when things get messy. Let me tell you what happens next.

So, example situation. Random Fucknozzle: Let's call him Zapas Thinnedglens. He thinks he's too good to join my party of awesome dudes. But I don't kill him. I hold my anger.

It's off to my other copy of this world. Legends... Zapas... Zapas Thinnedglens. There he is. I write down the names of all his closest relations: Children, spouse, parents. Then I go to the parents and find out if he has any siblings, and write them down. Next, I check each of these people, to find out where they are currently living in the world. If Deities besides Demons existed in the world, I'd find them, too. The manhunt begins.

I systematically find and murder each of these people. I absolutely always gouge out their eyes, and if their head gets lobbed off, I take it with me. It almost always is.

All his family is dead. I go back to whatever town my offender resides in. I find him, it usually doesn't take too long. I proceed to chuck his family's heads at him, usually killing him, and if I run out of heads, I resort to beating him with his son's arm or something.

It makes me feel really nice.

[Jay]

Despite the higher maturity level on these forums as compared to anywhere where the subject matter doesn't require an average IQ, swearing left and right is generally not recommended.  Sure, it's fine when it's required, but should not be required in several sentences in a row.
Really though, you're describing the average Adventure mode experience for the moment: Killing the members of your own civ seems to be the most fun.

[Mulch Diggums]

I was going to type up a more crude version of what jaybud just said, but I had to go get dressed (were going out to eat, damnit..)

[Snall]

Despite the higher maturity level on these forums as compared to anywhere where the subject matter doesn't require an average IQ, swearing left and right is generally not recommended.  Sure, it's fine when it's required, but should not be required in several sentences in a row.
Really though, you're describing the average Adventure mode experience for the moment: Killing the members of your own civ seems to be the most fun.

Unless said in anger in person all crude words loss their shock value/charged word status to me by the time I was like 18.  *shrug* I'm always amazed people comment on them...I guess I must be weird. 


EDIT- Also, that's mean man.  I just kill everyone in the town when someone refuses me.

[cowofdoom78963]

Well I personaly find the response much more rude then the post itself.

But anyway, I never thought of something like that before, except becuase Im less harsh, I would do it to only people who kill my adventurers. Someone must pay for their crimes!

[Balsis]

Oh, excuse me. I'll be sure to get rid of 2 of the offending dirty words.

Fucknozzle stays, however.

[ColonelTEE3]

I think its pretty silly the OP got scolded for cussing, i can't imagine a whole lot of people care either. Also, i think this idea is amazing and im borrowing it.

[John Johnston]

Hmmph.  I must be doing something seriously wrong, every time I try to wipe out a town I get my arse backside kicked.

[DwarfMan69]

Hmmph.  I must be doing something seriously wrong, every time I try to wipe out a town I get my arse backside kicked.

Train to legendary wrestler.

[Balsis]

Hmmph.  I must be doing something seriously wrong, every time I try to wipe out a town I get my arse backside kicked.

Sneak around and throw stuff.

[Axe27]

Freaking arse head idiots always cussing like a stupid piece of crud!

This sounds rather stupid. Ever heard of the Comics Code? They banned flipping, because it sounded like fucking (OMG PROTECT THE CHILDREN), and then spiderman would be saying, "Look! He's got a fuck knife!".

[Glacies]

Oh noes, teh fuck will kill us! Inflict the censorship for massive damage!

[MaxVance]

I don't think I'd ever have the patience to go into legends and look up someone's entire family just to kill them all. Good fucking job.

[Neoskel]

I would have just burned him down. And probably the whole town to boot. That way they won't aggro you.

[Asheron]

Holy fuck, this is a bloody fucking great idea.

The hammer of censorship is perfect and unrelentless.