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[Luraien]

Haha unlucky. First time I've ever experienced this, and having my woodcutter/axeman nearby I don't think it'll be happening again. In future I won't be dismantling the wagon until I can but the booze elsewhere D;

[Yanlin]

Cool, but still.

MOTHERF-

Mountain gnomes: The real dwarves.

[ToonyMan]

Cool, but still.

MOTHERF-

Mountain gnomes: The real dwarves.

Yes.  Haha.

[Yanlin]

Notice they guzzled it. Not just quaffed it like dwarves do.

[Vlynndar]

Notice they guzzled it. Not just quaffed it like dwarves do.

Y'know, I just noticed something cool

And

Yes.  Haha.

OH NO YOU'RE NOT.

[Jackrabbit]

They're too small to quaff it anyway. They get stuck in the barrel

[Vilien]

I lost over 10 barrels of rum to a grizzly in one fortress. Needless to say, I captured him, tamed him, and built him his own personal shrine/palace.

[Time Kitten]

Ice doesn't get +Detailed+ It gets ΞSculptedΞ

[ToonyMan]

Ice doesn't get +Detailed+ It gets ΞSculptedΞ

I didn't know that!   


Herrgh.hgahghagal.

[Time Kitten]

The spinning ΞFactΞ hits the Troll in the head.
It is bruised.
The brain is bruised.
It is bleeding!

[Vlynndar]

You're goin' to want ta be careful here, bein' a kitten 'n all that.
On the other hand, you've the power to murder entire fortresses, so I'm not too worried 'bout your survival.

[Neruz]

I just discovered that Wagons can run things over.

[Jackrabbit]

Dearn: Keal, theres a human in the way, we'll hit him! Honk the horn!
Keal: We don't have a horn! It's a caravan!
*Ba-dump*
Dearn: This sucks. That was the third time this week.

[Time Kitten]

you have to recapture doors the enemy has been through before you can lock them.

[Leafsnail]

If you are ambushed near a chasm in adventure mode, you get tonnes of spam about creatures falling down it (couldn't find the damn chasm, but kept getting "Snakeman fell down chasm" etc.).