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Muster up remaining strength and complete the current chapter. Bring the game to a logical close, then reboot it.

32 (37.2%)

Same as 1, but a whole new game will be started instead, still Multiworld, but no longer Madness.

9 (10.5%)

Get just this last turn done and reboot the game. No point wasting energy if updating takes so long.

31 (36%)

Get the last turn done and start a new game project.

14 (16.3%)

Total Members Voted: 86

[andrea]

yes.

lockpicking? no need for it. get a 6 and make your own door!

[Nonanonymous]

I can sometimes post now, and also in a few hours from now, at about 12, my time, like I said before.  I've just never bothered to try before.

[LASD]

Does the armor keep me safe from arrows too? Because elves are probably more likely to shoot me than slash me.

But still, for style issues, I'll put on all of the armor.

I shall become the ultimate do-gooder and clear the game without any violence while clad in a shining set of armor and a (disturbingly colourful) suit with a matching top hat.

This game evokes some weird mental images, I must say.

[chaoticag]

That's it! I scale the keeps walls and force myself through an arrowslit.

[Frelock]

Darn, but at least the -1 will keep me from getting a 6, while still giving me a decent chance of success.  The failguard is nice, too.  Actually, this is the best position to try crazy stuff.

I heal chaoticag and Gantolandon.

[Kashyyk]

sorry I wasn't here. I was playing SPORE.

I shoulder barge my way through the wall, with enough momentum to bring myself to Rooster.

[Sean Mirrsen]

That's it! I scale the keeps walls and force myself through an arrowslit.

I can't help but convert "an arrowslit" to "a narrow slit"... Presuming you fit through the slit, what will the defenders see? A barely-clothed, size 7, narrow creature, holding a wooden sword...

I'm not discouraging the action, just "evoking mental images".

LASD: nope, it's chain armor, and only well-made iron, so statistical defence only. Statistical meaning that on a [2] into the chest, you'll more likely get both lungs pierced than the heart. The silver image on the chest ain't no good for defence, and you have no helmet as well.

[Boksi]

I go inside the keep and politely ask what is going on. If they refuse to tell me, I can always ask slightly less nicely.

[korora]

OK, now that I'm in the armor shop, I'll do the logical thing and put on the best-quality armor I can find.  I'd like something that protects against arrows and doesn't hinder movement too much (and also doesn't take a hand, since I'm dual-wielding and planning on keeping it that way).

[Jay Kayell]

I rip a sizeable chunk out of a nearby wall to use as an "umbrella" against arrows and head towards the keep.

Does this count as two actions?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Yes. That's quite the two actions, considering no one's been able to get to the keep yet (and not due to lack of effort), and considering what's left of the poor tavern.

[Jay Kayell]

Ok, then I'll upgrade the armor to give me a strength bonus instead.

Also:

You bump into the same problem as Kashyyk last turn - you cannot figure out how to get past JK the doorway plug

You shall not pass!

[Sean Mirrsen]

There's a certain aspect that went completely overlooked all the way since turn 5. LASD is the only one of you who can understand dwarven, and none of you speak any of the languages known in this universe.

[andrea]

uh... that might be a problem. maybe LASD should be the first one to enter the keep, or dwarves might kill us.

[Jay Kayell]

As long as we all just shut up they will probably just assume we are a part of the force of humans helping to defend the town.