Not all rolls were good this turn, but it wasn't too bad overall. Bad news - the golem is out of control! The good news - well, it's alone, and there's 9 of you...
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Turn 5
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=[1]
Upon trying to put on the clothes, you realise you made them a few sizes too small. The dwarf in the room probably had something to do with it.
=[5] Kii-yaah! A sturdy table nearby crumbles into a pile of wooden refuse after being hit by your mighty right leg. Noticing a curious protrusion in the pile, you grab it and pull it out. Now you are holding a curved, jagged, and suprisingly sharp and balanced hunk of wood that you could probably call an "+Ashen Scimitar of Splinters+". (victim makes a roll to avoid aggravating splinters)
=[3] You meditate on the arts of wrestling. After a while, you give up, because the mysteries of the art elude you. You manage to remember some lessons in self-defence though. (+1 to critical dodge when grappled)
How nice and friendly of you.
=[3] You drop on andrea and Gantolandon. Or at least you think you do. You land on some clothing, roll sideways and hit your back on a willow table. [6] The table cracks down the middle and falls apart. You are unharmed.
=[2] You run to the door, but your feet get tangled in some clothing, and you fall toward the door. [5] You grab the handle to stop your fall. The door is still closed.
=[2] Apart from chaoticag's scimitar, you find nothing that looks like a weapon. You briefly consider "forcefully obtaining" the thing, but think better of it.
=[6-2=4] From the depths of your mind, you summon forth a great power. As if fueled by a benevolent god, you rise from your underwearly prison, your eyes still closed, and gently float towards one of the tables. In your dream, you see streams of energy emanating from your hands, taking shape as mighty tools of war, and falling down onto the hard surface before you. Before the dream ends and you open your eyes, a deep, reverberating voice speaks to you: "I have granted thee thy wish. In return, thou must bring to end the lives of five enemies of my kin. Until then, luck shall not follow you. Go with war." You open your eyes, and you are standing on a chair in front of a table. On the table there is a stack of dark metallic weaponry of various shapes and sizes, mostly axes and hammers. You feel relieved.
(You are now bound by a dwarven god of war and artifice to kill five elves. Until then, you recieve a -1 penalty to all nonviolent action rolls.)
=[5] You pray for forgiveness of your sins. You feel your headache passing. A voice booms inside your head: "I accept thy words. Go with peace, child." You feel slightly energized. (You got a blessing of the God of Peace and Rebirth. +1 to all non-violent actions until you kill a living being.)
=[2] Your attempts to take over the body go unnoticed, and have absolutely no effect. The soul of the iron man has finally accustomed to the body, and starts moving.
=[4] You pick up a chair, take it apart, band three pieces of wood together with underwear to make the bow, and make a string from more underwear. It's fairly awful as far as bows go, and doesn't look too sturdy. (will have to make a roll to avoid the bow falling apart after each use)
NPC Actions:
The Iron Kashyyk Golem tears a hole through the wooden floor!
=[5] BASH!! CRASH!! SMASH!! In three hits, the iron golem busted through the thick flooring, and dropped down, crushing a table in the process. It stands up, looking around with glowing red eyes. It emanates an aura of rage.
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Status after turn 5:
Boksi: Standing before the door. Naked. Holding a jacket made of Karl Moebius leather.
LASD: Standing upright. Wearing underwear, and a white/pink/yellow suit and top hat made of underwear. Wielding a brittle bow made of a broken chair and underwear. (+1 to persuading to do a nonviolent action)
Gantolandon: Standing upright. Wearing underwear and a thin silky sweater. Slightly cracked skull, bruised upper body, a pair of cracked ribs, minor internal organ damage. Covered in drying vomit. Holding a paperclip.
chaoticag: Standing upright. Wearing underwear. Can barely hear things (-1 to dodge something not seen). Wielding an +Ashen Scimitar of Splinters+.
Frelock: Standing upright. Wearing underwear. Meagerly improved agility (+1 to critical agility rolls). Holding a greenish warm sweater and skyblue shorts, both too small to wear.
andrea: Standing upright, on a chair. Wearing underwear and fairly comfortable greyish trousers. Can order any touched object to explode in his direction. Bound to kill 5 elves by the dwarven god of war and artifice. (-1 to all nonviolent action rolls until 5 elves are killed)
korora: On the floor. Wearing underwear, and a pink bra around the neck. Nose broken, light bleeding, face battered, scratched, and in splinters. Bruised arms, hands, upper body. Right hand in pain. Red scarf coiled around left arm.
Kashyyk: Standing upright. Naked. Can cause any living being in immediate vicinity to attack him with utmost brutality. Is an iron golem posessed by a raging spirit of a slain legendary iron man.
Rooster: Standing upright. Wearing underwear. Doesn't know who he is, and calls himself Red. Blessed by the human god of peace and rebirth. (+1 to nonviolent actions until a living being is killed)
Jay Kayell: Standing upright. Wearing purple stretchy shorts. Underwear-powered contraption on right arm (+1 to strength actions with the arm). Slightly bruised shoulder, bruised head, back, and left elbow. Novice Wrestler (+1 to critical dodge when grappled)
Environment: Tavern building. 2 floors. Tables and chairs are placed on both floors. On the second floor, there is a pile of underwear and the green rug and panel. Also, the hole made by the golem is there. On the first floor there is a door outside, everything else is covered by various underwear and torn blood-spotted clothing. At least three tables and one chair are broken. A pile of what seems to be some well-made weaponry is situated on a table. A trapdoor is in the corner of the building.
Background:[2] Nobody noticed anything new this round.
Tell me if this new style is horrible or not.
Maybe it'll be better if only the names are in quote headers?
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