Don't get your hopes up Boksi.
Turn 0:
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Boksi: I attempt to eat the ceiling, or at least part of it.
=[3] Your feeble jumping attempts cannot hope to reach the required height of 10 meters. You did break some third world country's national record though.
LASD: I desperately search for keys.
=[6] You rummage through the room, tripping anyone who was standing. Luckily, only Boksi was, but his jump saved him from a fall. You find an empty keyring under the rug that covers the floor of the cube. Suprise! The floor is covered with a rug. A rug of an unpleasant greenish color that you can best describe as "Acid vomit". It feels like moss.
Gantolandon: I search my underwear for something useful.
=[6] Heh. You rummage through your underwear. You find a very useful shred of cloth. Unfortunately, that shred of cloth used to be your underwear. You are now naked. You also find a small paperclip.
chaoticag: I stand up in such an awsome way that the secret of the cosmos are revieled to me.
=[5] You stand up, your mind towering above all existence, encompassing it, and wringing every shred of data from it. Now you know that the entire cosmos of this universe is this 10x10x10m cube. The walls are infinitely thin and indestructible. Along three of the dark metal walls of the cube, there are a total of nine similarly dark metal pedestals that somehow went unnoticed before. Each is marked with a sign, I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX. On the fourth wall is a bright green panel with nine dim yellow buttons, marked with the same nine signs. Along the top edge of the panel, a sign reads in faint green font: "Control Panel. Touch Me.". Along the bottom edge, a similar font reads: "Hepl". In the very top-right corner of the panel, there is a small square with an X on it. Built into the same fourth wall are latches that open quantum containers holding a supply of the same underwear that is worn by the players.
Frelock: I try to remember who I am and why I am here.
=[2] You struggle, but the memory does not come back.
andrea: i kick the metal wall
=[3] You weakly kick the metal wall, but don't even bruise your foot, let alone cause any damage to the wall.
korora: I search the walls and floor for secrets.
=[1] You stumble upon the latch that opens the quantum stockpile of underwear. You open it. A hatch opens on the wall above you. A pink bra falls out and lands on your head.
Kashyyk: I search the room looking for something to use as a weapon
=[4] You look and you look, but the only thing you can use as a weapon is the underwear, on you and in the quantum holders.
Rooster: And I pray to my father (which is the christian's old testament god) to give me ability to make miracles of any kind (and my characters name is jezus)
=[1] I was tempted to make this an autofail since you don't know who your father is, and you don't know who you are, but this one got a mighty stabbin' one anyway. A voice booms inside your head "Thou Art Not My Son!!! Curse Thee!!". You suddenly forget anything you still knew about yourself.
Jay Kayell: I try to fashion a weapon from my underwear.
=[1] Do or do not, young, uh, nudewalker. There is no try. I suppose you could use your underwear directly as a weapon, but you have torn it into two in an attempt to make a slingshot out of it You are now naked.
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Status after turn 0:
Boksi: Standing upright. Mildly frustrated. Wearing underwear.
LASD: Crouched in a corner. Wearing underwear. Holding empty keyring.
Gantolandon: Standing upright. Naked. Holding a shred of underterminable cloth and a paperclip.
chaoticag: Standing upright. Knows everything about the nature of the 10-cubed space you are in. Wearing underwear.
Frelock: Standing upright. Wearing underwear.
andrea: Standing upright. Wearing underwear.
korora: Standing upright. Wearing underwear, and a pink bra on the head.
Kashyyk: Standing upright. Wearing underwear.
Rooster: Standing upright. Wearing underwear. Doesn't know who he is.
Jay Kayell: Standing upright. Naked. Holding two pieces of former underwear.
Environment: Cube. A vomit-green rug covers the floor, there are nine pedestals along three of the cube walls, there is a panel with buttons on the fourth wall. The hatch of the quantum stockpile of underwear is open.