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Author Topic: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS  (Read 29269 times)

Dwarfaholic

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #225 on: September 07, 2008, 07:08:42 am »

How many cats does he own?
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #226 on: September 07, 2008, 07:16:25 am »

None.

And I can't assign any more.
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GODAMMIT KOBOLDS

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #227 on: September 07, 2008, 09:29:49 am »

So we are only a partial suicide squad now?

Aww.

Also, I just realized I was a girly.

Teehee Kobold boobies?
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #228 on: September 07, 2008, 09:43:12 am »

What about me, the gremlin?

Not doing anything, not talking to anyone, jus twalking around, eating my shit, and being fucking useless.

Try getting him wet or feeding him after midnight.

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #229 on: September 07, 2008, 12:23:26 pm »



All hail Tyrving, our first Legendary wrestler!

Awwww yeah. I wouldn't mind getting a look at my kill screen at some point, heh. I'M DODGING BOLTS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR, JESUS CHRIST

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #230 on: September 07, 2008, 03:11:49 pm »



All hail Tyrving, our first Legendary wrestler!

Awwww yeah. I wouldn't mind getting a look at my kill screen at some point, heh. I'M DODGING BOLTS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR, JESUS CHRIST

Four Kills.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #231 on: September 07, 2008, 03:49:18 pm »

Ay,heres a idea... it might be handy to edit the OP with the video links.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #232 on: September 07, 2008, 03:55:31 pm »

What.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #233 on: September 07, 2008, 08:46:58 pm »

HUH?
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #234 on: September 07, 2008, 11:15:14 pm »

[CREATURE:CAT]
   [NAME:cat:cats:cat]
   [TILE:'c'][COLOR:0:0:1]
   [PETVALUE:20]
   [COMMON_DOMESTIC][CARNIVORE][trAINABLE][PET][INTELLIGENT][liKES_FIGHTING][liGHT_GEN]
   [LARGE_ROAMING]
   [PREFSTRING:aloofness]
   [BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:MOUTH]
   [BODYGLOSS:PAW]
   [SIZE:3]
   [MAXAGE:10:20]
   [ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:300:700000000000:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
   [CHILD:1][CHILDNAME:kitten:kittens]
   [POPULATION_NUMBER:4200:4200]
   [FAT:1]
   [DIURNAL]
   [STANDARD_FLESH]
   [HOMEOTHERM:10070]
   [LAYERING:100]
   [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
   [MUNDANE]


Dohohohohohohohohohohoho

I THINK YOUR CATS ARE A BIT BROKEN

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #235 on: September 08, 2008, 12:33:16 am »

I THINK YOUR CATS ARE A BIT BROKEN

Durrrrr.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #236 on: September 08, 2008, 12:53:36 am »

Also, a few animals are dying of old age.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #237 on: September 08, 2008, 01:28:02 am »



THIS JUST IN, BETAMAX MAKES THE SHITTIEST ARTIFACT EVER.

Also, theres a military reshuffling. All the elite wrestlers go in a sqaud commanded by Tyrving, and it is in this sqaud that they learn a weapon. Otherwise, you're learning how to wrestle in shit sqaud.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #238 on: September 08, 2008, 01:29:10 am »

Fey dwarf is our next champion, you're learning swords.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #239 on: September 08, 2008, 01:30:15 am »

Woot! To celebrate I will try to kill as many kobold sparring partners as possible.
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