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[Tibbles]

Clearly I have suffered some form of mental trauma.

[Tibbles]

The torment of "Osmosis Jones" has now been recorded for Kobolds throughout the ages to reflect upon.

Your grave is around this mountain, somewhere.

[Osmosis Jones]

SUICIDE SQUAD LIVES 4EVA!

[Tibbles]

not really.

You just fucking charged ahead. and got set on fire. Watch the movie.

Also, "kitnip" or whater is most likely going to die because we have no buckets, therefore, no water for the bedridden.

[MercDraco]

Royal Hammerer is pleased to see Kitnip Jump ontop of fire imp,  Royal Hammerer is also confused how the thing threw Kitnip, Royal Hammerer Mandates Construction of a Well. (please save Kitnip, or give a new kobold with kitten the honorary name)

[Tibbles]

Royal Hammerer is pleased to see Kitnip Jump ontop of fire imp,  Royal Hammerer is also confused how the thing threw Kitnip, Royal Hammerer Mandates Construction of a Well. (please save Kitnip, or give a new kobold with kitten the honorary name)

Theres a well.

Just no buckets.

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-823-whoops

Crushing a guy with the catapult. Forgot to upload due to GLORIOUS MILITARY CHARRRGGEEEE

[Eita]

I know how to make the catapult work. Get rid of the floor the z-level above where the kobold is stationed.

[Tibbles]

I know how to make the catapult work. Get rid of the floor the z-level above where the kobold is stationed.

Yeah, then they just go straight up.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Chewy, you are ruining a perfectly acceptable topic, go back to 4chan. On second thought this topic is kind of fucked up so maybe it is the best that you stay here in this thread. My theory is that you will not spread this tomfoolery elsewhere if you are confined to this topic and its kittens.

Oh and tibbles the reason your cats aren't breading is because of the animal pop_cap of 50 per species. This can probably be fixed by making multiple species of cats. i.e edit the raws to make 50 bajillion different kinds of cats, then bring two of each and let mayhem follow. On that note i devise a competition to name new breeds of cats. I will start it off with a few

• Brown cat
• Black cat
• Ginger cat
• Siamese cat
• Burmese cat
• Little cat
• Big cat
• Tabby cat
• Tortoiseshell cat
• Rex cat(fur less)
• Persian cat
• Russian bear cat
• Inside out cat
• Dinosaur cat

[Tibbles]

Chewy, you are ruining a perfectly acceptable topic, go back to 4chan. On second thought this topic is kind of fucked up so maybe it is the best that you stay here in this thread. My theory is that you will not spread this tomfoolery elsewhere if you are confined to this topic and its kittens.

Oh and tibbles the reason your cats aren't breading is because of the animal pop_cap of 50 per species. This can probably be fixed by making multiple species of cats. i.e edit the raws to make 50 bajillion different kinds of cats, then bring two of each and let mayhem follow. On that note i devise a competition to name new breeds of cats. I will start it off with a few

• Brown cat
• Black cat
• Ginger cat
• Siamese cat
• Burmese cat
• Little cat
• Big cat
• Tabby cat
• Tortoiseshell cat
• Rex cat(fur less)
• Persian cat
• Russian bear cat
• Inside out cat
• Dinosaur cat

Can't I just raise the popcap in the raws?
Durrhurrhurr that option is not there anymore.
Durrhurrhurrhurr yes it is I'm going to try something.

Also, kitnip died. Want another kobold?

[Tibbles]

[CREATURE:CAT]
   [NAME:cat:cats:cat]
   [TILE:'c'][COLOR:0:0:1]
   [PETVALUE:20]
   [COMMON_DOMESTIC][CARNIVORE][trAINABLE][PET][INTELLIGENT][liKES_FIGHTING][liGHT_GEN]
   [LARGE_ROAMING]
   [PREFSTRING:aloofness]
   [BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:MOUTH]
   [BODYGLOSS:PAW]
   [SIZE:3]
   [MAXAGE:10:20]
   [ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:300:700000000000:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
   [CHILD:1][CHILDNAME:kitten:kittens]
   [POPULATION_NUMBER:4200:4200]
   [FAT:1]
   [DIURNAL]
   [STANDARD_FLESH]
   [HOMEOTHERM:10070]
   [LAYERING:100]
   [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
   [MUNDANE]


Dohohohohohohohohohohoho

[Tibbles]

When I die, I'm going straight to hell.

[Tibbles]

In before legendary cat swarm.

[Tibbles]

All the damm named cats are talking, and its bumping their conversation skills, and stats right up.

[Tibbles]

Seriously, this is ridiculous. I swear, by the time we get our first seige, if ever, all the cats will be legendarily skilled and statted.