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Author Topic: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS  (Read 29247 times)

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #90 on: August 31, 2008, 12:46:59 am »
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #91 on: August 31, 2008, 12:54:02 am »


OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #92 on: August 31, 2008, 12:56:49 am »


A FUCKIGN SWARM OF STINGRAYS AND CARP HOLY CHRIST
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #93 on: August 31, 2008, 12:58:21 am »


THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE

EVERYWHERE
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #94 on: August 31, 2008, 01:00:47 am »


The funny thing is, only two kobolds have actually died.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #95 on: August 31, 2008, 01:02:59 am »
LMAO @ the catapult.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2008, 01:14:54 am »
What the crap?  Did you drop cats into the river or something?  Or fling them?

Cause it's a goddamn catborscht now.  And that's awesome.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #97 on: August 31, 2008, 01:16:20 am »
No, a carp got a hold of two of my in training wrestlers.

The catapult sucks, and flings things backwards.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #98 on: August 31, 2008, 01:20:41 am »
See if you can get a whole bunch of cats on the catapult.

Some might fly forward.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #99 on: August 31, 2008, 01:21:30 am »
Clearly you must change your plan.  The intended target is in the other direction.  Now the catapult works fine.

And clearly your wrestlers didn't have enough warcat support.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2008, 01:25:16 am »
Warcats don't follow people around, capricious bastards that they are.

Also, watch the video, and you'll get an idea for our catapult situation.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #101 on: August 31, 2008, 02:08:41 am »
http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-819-fuck

Fucking around with the catapult, showing off the fortress again.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #102 on: August 31, 2008, 02:52:09 am »


Those human merchants must feel pretty damm weird, standing knee deep in cat shit while kobolds and inumerable amounts of cats swarm around them.

Also, naming is open again, with the immigrants and everything.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #103 on: August 31, 2008, 02:57:29 am »
I CAN HAS GREMLIN PLEEZ?


(Ack, I deserve to burn in hell for that)
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #104 on: August 31, 2008, 03:04:03 am »
Gremlin is actually dead due to carp.

Its not like it actually did anything anyway.



I'm pretty sure that the bloody water that you drank was actually from the Gremlin. It got tore up pretty bad.
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