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Author Topic: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS  (Read 29281 times)

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #180 on: September 05, 2008, 12:49:10 am »

Well, in adition to the other one I already have.

Dohohohohohohohoho.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #181 on: September 05, 2008, 04:06:52 am »

This just in: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUDUOGJHNISGLBNGILBWFWEBFEILWFBUIL WHY WON"T THESE KOBOLDS BUILD TRAPCOMP ITEMS ITS IN THEIR ENTITY ENTRY AND EVERYTHING.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #182 on: September 05, 2008, 05:25:06 am »

Prometheus, someone threw you in the river while sparring, you are dead.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #183 on: September 05, 2008, 05:39:37 am »

STOP FALLING IN THE WATER YOU FUCKS.

Squeegy is dead too.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #184 on: September 05, 2008, 05:50:34 am »

Our metalcrafter is mooding and has taken a magmaforge, fuck yes.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #185 on: September 05, 2008, 06:19:31 am »



STILL NO FUICKING CATS
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #186 on: September 05, 2008, 06:23:22 am »

build a giant penis with magma leaking out of the tip. There, you have a stupid project.

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #187 on: September 05, 2008, 06:24:54 am »


 You just had a recursive artifact made. Congrats.

 Also, make a towarrrr! ALL MUST SEE THE EPIC CAT SCRATCHING-POST!
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #188 on: September 05, 2008, 09:26:19 am »

OH LAWD THE CATS!

YOU NEED CAT WARRIORS.
AND CAT PEASANTS.
AND CAT NOBLES.

OH GAWD. NOT THE CAT NOBLE DEMANDS.
OH GAWD OH GAWD.

Koboldize me, for epic cat-scratching-post-building!
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #189 on: September 05, 2008, 10:09:13 am »

I say we obsidify the river.

Why, you ask?

So we stop falling in that shit.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #190 on: September 05, 2008, 12:42:14 pm »

I'd like a kobold.  Maybe one of the recruits.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #191 on: September 05, 2008, 12:43:56 pm »

I can has koboldification?
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #192 on: September 05, 2008, 02:19:38 pm »

Prometheus, someone threw you in the river while sparring, you are dead.

Why don't you dig ramps or at least have a barracks away from the godamn river.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #193 on: September 05, 2008, 03:06:56 pm »

Prometheus, someone threw you in the river while sparring, you are dead.

Why don't you dig ramps or at least have a barracks away from the godamn river.
Anyone who can't swim to the fucking stairs deserves to die.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« Reply #194 on: September 05, 2008, 03:08:50 pm »

Ooh! Ooh! you almost forgot the Dwarven Sauna!

Fill a statue garden with a moat, and make as much as possible out of glass. Wait, can soap blocks be used to make statues? If not, they should. Whittle away!
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