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[Jimmy]

Looking at the current political system it seems we're gonna have a bit of difficulty getting votes if our party is English speaking. Most debate happens in Spanish.

[Apple Master]

Dammit they still haven't made me a citizen ):

[QuakeIV]

Maybe its the english applications.

[Apple Master]

Oh snap.
TO GOOGLE.

[QuakeIV]

I dont think they want illiterate google translate applications either, heh.

[Cheddarius]

I know a little Spanish. What do you want to translate?

[Cheddarius]

Also.

LISTEN UP BROS.
I have decided to change my system. I'll be assigning salaries based on how much someone is producing - a little less, actually, to pay for raw materials, get a nice treasury if or when prices drop, etc. I did it wrong, I forgot to compensate for the slackers who don't work (giving them another day or two, then firing them) and the people who don't have high skill or health, so I'll have to lower the top wages by about a guarani each in 3 days. Sorry.

In any case, wellness is a HUGE factor. Guys, you have to get your wellness up - it's clearly in your best interest. Chicken_Face has 3.6 skill and 26 wellness. His salary is 4.50 guaranis. Cheddarius The Mighty has 3.6 skill, the same amount. The difference? He's got 83 wellness, and he's making 8 guaranis a day. 8! And no, I'm not just funneling money to my other account. I made almost 3 weapons today - 14.38 production - and that means I'm worth almost 9 PYG a day to the company. I don't mean to offend Apple Master, he has reasons for having low wellness, but the point is, if you get higher wellness, you get higher production, and a vastly higher salary (especially if your wellness is very low)

Anyway, you guys have got these slick new salaries. Go splurge on some q3 food or something.

[Apple Master]

I hate you. But I love you too.
OH GOD.
My wellness is improving anyway.

[Cheddarius]

That's good. If you need some help, Cheddarius The Mighty has enough in wages to send you a bit of q3 food, if you like.

(By the way, we still would like jobs. If people slack off again today, I'll fire them, and I'll have some openings. 2.10 for starters, more if you have high wellness or skill. Heck, even Anerin Wyn, who has only about 2 skill, is making 5 guaranis a day because of schler high wellness - and you can get to 2 skill from 0 skill in less than a week.)

[Apple Master]

Do iiit.
Also Also hopefully when some guy who used my link gets to level 6 I'll get a decent treasure map and it'll be nice.

[returntonull]

Also Also hopefully when some guy who used my link gets to level 6 I'll get a decent treasure map and it'll be nice.

Darn, now if only I could name myself Sum Gai, International Ninja Assassin after the fact.

[Apple Master]

IT WAS YOU, GET TO LEVEL 6 NOW DAMMIT.

[Aavak]

Wow, I was wondering why my salary went shooting up!! Needless to say it was a nice surprise!

And yeah, seems we do have a bit of an issue with one or two folks not working. I think one hasn't worked in two days, are they B12ers or random people looking for good wages?

[Cheddarius]

He's a Bay12-er, I believe - he's got an MSPA avatar and an American name. I'm giving him another day in case he forgot, then he's fired.

[Rakonas]

He's a Bay12-er, I believe - he's got an MSPA avatar and an American name. I'm giving him another day in case he forgot, then he's fired.

What's the weapons company called, anyway? I'm tempted to move my 6.5 skill and 100 wellness over..