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[Steely Glint]

Dilol Sporrokamca, Human Spearmaster: I am speaking for The Patterned Group. Thank you for your offer of service.
Dilol Sporrokamca, Human Spearmaster: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Dilol Sporrokamca, Human Spearmaster: Prophetscars is a day's travel to the northeast.
Dilol Sporrokamca, Human Spearmaster: Seek this place and kill Pessal Strongmouths the Awe-Inspiring Stances the giant.
Dilol Sporrokamca, Human Spearmaster: Knowing no mercy, Pessal stole hoary marmot meat!

[Bingbing]

For being THAT stupid of a crime, you should go kill him.

The spearmaster that is. Not the giant.

It will probably end up going into a town slaughter, but that's good.

[Skid]

Oh the horror.   

Now if it was the hoary marmots asking you to kill him I might understand...

[unobtaniumman]

What's a hoary marmot look like? is it like a monkey, or a woodchuck? I have no idea.

[Frankmanic]

Sort of like a woodchuck, but smaller. It's just another kind of ground squirrel. Brown, fuzzy, four legs, lives in a burrow, and get's eaten by everything.

[Neoskel]

What's a hoary marmot look like? is it like a monkey, or a woodchuck? I have no idea.

Yeah, it's pretty much a woodchuck. Hoary marmots also have a silvery fur pattern on their face, which is why they're called hoary. Theres also yellow-bellied marmots, among other kinds of marmots.

[Demonic Gophers]

An atrocity!  The marmots of the world cry out for vengeance.

[WorkerDrone]

Obviously such a dispute must be carried out in court. We now recognize the case of the Marmots VS the Giants. All rise before the honourble (Yet Idiotic) Judge Dilol Sporrokamca. "Wheres mah spearz? I'll finish this case up quick and right! I'll poke that giants eyez out I will!"

[Steely Glint]

Yes my friends, this merciless fiend must be stopped! His awe-inspiring hoary marmot meat heist was merely the beginning of a terrible crime spree. If fail to act immediately, he may move up to pig tail sock theft, jaywalking, and failure to meet mandate deadlines. Truly we face a fearsome criminal mastermind, strong in both mouth and stance.

[WorkerDrone]

OBJECTION! 

[Glacies]

Under what grounds?

[Cavalcadeofcats]

The ghost of my ward's sister told me to!

[DJ]

You should track down the giant and cut off his right hand.

[JoRo]

I had to kill a giant with no title who had stolen a dog leather bracelet.  I expected that the giant had more loot, and the bracelet was just the only thing he took from this one town, but no.  I scoured that cave from top to bottom and found nothing to take but that one bracelet.  Lazy-ass giant.

[Dragooble]

HOW DARE HE!? hoary marmot meat is a refined delicacy! the nobles are not going to like this *proceeds to install menacing spikes in all nobles rooms*