There's a girl here who insists on helping me learn Norwegian and get socialized. She sat me down at a table a little while ago and proceeded to question me extensively so that I could practice talking in Norwegian.
After a few of the juicier points of interest in my rather peculiar background, she was starting to have a little difficulty finding new things to ask. Instead, she moved towards giving me advice on how to get more friends/acquaintances.
Much later, this one guy walked into the rec room. She said hi to him, and asked for him to sit down next to her. She then left me with him, after giving him instructions to talk to me a bit.
Lemme explain a little bit about this guy. I can't remember his name, but I don't think I'll easily forget his face. His eyes are slightly bulged out of his head, and his distinctive mouth is moved slightly forward and is often left at least partially open.
There's just something about the way his face is constructed, along with his unusual stare and apparently difficult thinking habits, that leads me to believe he is at least mildly retarded.
I don't know why, but I have never been good around the mentally lacking. They radiate an aura that repels me. I'm sorry that I feel that way, but I do. I just don't feel comfortable around them.
Especially when they follow me around and sit right next to me when there are plenty of other seats... I really don't know what this guy wants from me.
He's asked me questions on a couple occasions, but this wasn't one of them. From the time the girl left the table to the time both us guys left the table to find other things to do, not a single word was spoken on either side.
But it felt good to talk. Y'know, get advice on how to make friends and all that.
Hm. I think the modern-day usage of the word "friend" is a little bit slack. I consider a "friend" to be someone you 1) Like, 2) Spend a fair amount of time with, and 3) Confide in.
The modern-day approach seems to be more along the lines of "shotgun". Someone runs into a room and yells "YOU'RE ALL MY FRIENDS!", and then runs back out.
I have five people on my Steam friends list. I never even see two of them, one of them is my dad's account, and I intend to prune one of the remaining ones off my list sometime.
And then ValVe thinks joining a game, having three and a half people from your friends list join, and then proceeding to share seventeen Spy revolver kills with them warrants a medal.
Yeesh, some people... I'm glad I've got all you guys as my friends.
Eh, gotta go.