I have biological needs, people. Also, I don't think Zako has posted yet. I'll assume he simply wears his armor.
PLAYER ACTIONS:
I look vera, vera closely at the cobblestones.
2: You stare at the cobblestones. They stare back. You lose the staring contest.
I attempt to summon a swarm of non-poisonous web-weaving spiders in my vicinity.
6: You summon an enormous swarm of large spiders. They're the size of a natural spider, albeit rather large ones. They number in the dozens. And they're ready and willing to do whatever you command, for a while at least.
I do some yoga in order to increase my agility and balance.
6: You feel like you could dodge a bullet. And knowing this game, you very well might, especially with a +1 bonus to dodge, rapid movement and balance.
I take and wear some heavy armor.
4: You put the armor on. You are now clad in some heavy armor.
I put my armour on
2: You can't figure out how some of the more complicated pieces work.
I try to pick up some armor. Despite bleeding, I must make sure nothing else gets to me.
5: You grab some chainmail and leather chaps. +1 dodge.
I begin to panic, looking for a set of steel knuckles.
2: You don't find anything of the like.
I study the room carefully, looking for a way of escape.
1: Using your incredible, inhuman powers you attempt to perceive illusion magicks covering up any doors in the vicinity. You think you find a magical portal, but it turns out to be a trick and you charge into a wall instead. Ouch.
5: Fortunately, you don't suffer any damage from the collision.
Anyway, I go through the pile again looking for some suitable armor.
4: You find a matching set of leather armor. +1 dodge.
I wear my armor.
6: You put on your armor, looking incredibly awesome while doing it. You wear it with
style.
I..Practice sneaking
2: You attempt to sneak around. You are very loud.
I attempt to pick up a torch from the wall.
1: You fail in doing so and instead set your hair on fire.
I grab a torch from the wall and wield it.
4: You are now holding a torch.
While holding my butt, I limp over to the pile and pick up some clericy equipment.
1: You stand up. Somehow you manage to launch yourself three meters into the air, and when you land you twist your ankle(-1 dodge and fast movement like Sean)(man, two failures in a row).
Zako:
I assume he just puts his armor on.
NPC ACTIONS:
The cobblestones turn again!
NOT-BEING-AN-IDIOT-ROLL!
sjmarshy:
5: You easily avoid falling when the cobblestones shift again.
Xotes:
5: Similarly, you have no problems just jumping a bit.
lambskin:
6: You fall to the ground. You furthermore start rolling and put out the fire in your hair.
devath:
5: You're too damn awesome to fall down. The cobblestones recognize this.
PTTG:
4: You might not be graceful about it, but you don't fall.
Zako:
AUTOSUCCEED. He didn't post, I don't have the heart to make him do this.
Mulch Diggums:
2: You're too busy sneaking and fall.
Ioric Kittencuddler:
5: You were in the air when the cobblestones shifted.
Duke 2.0:
3: Your swearing is surprisingly inventive as you struggle to not fall over.
yougiedeggs:
3: See above.
Emperor_Jonathan:
2: You fall over backwards. At least you don't set yourself on fire.
Kyselina:
6: You smash the cobblestones. Grrr...
Frelock:
2: You were in the middle of practicing when you are suddenly toppled by the cobblstones. It's rather funny, really.
Sean Mirrsen:
2: You fall again. you must have rather slow reactions. At least no injuries this time.
Kashyyk:
6: The cobblestones you're standing on cannot shift your weight. They're damaged.
STATUS AND HINTS:
Remember to wear your armor. It wont' do any good if you're just holding it. Also, always try to foil the DM's plans, it's more fun that way. Finally, nobody has found what I was hiding in this room yet, but only because of the bad rolls.
sjmarshy: Naked. Holding artifact Zweihander(+2 damage) and bloody armor(+1 block). Nosebleed.
Xotes: Naked. Holding two shortswords(Three styles: -1 to hit with two hit rolls/+1 to parry/+1 to parry with two parry rolls) and a matching set of leather armor(+1 dodge). Meanie.
lambskin: Naked. Holding some heavy armor(+1 block). Burnt hair.
Devath: Wearing heavy armor(+1 block). Holding glaive-guisarme(+1 damage, no counterattacks). Damn awesome.
PTTG: Naked.
Zako: Naked. Wearing a mishmash set of leather armor. Holding an artifact stiletto(+2 to hit).
Mulch Diggums: Naked.
Ioric Kittencuddler: Naked. Can cast "resurrection". Injured butt and twisted ankle(-1 dodge and fast movement).
Duke 2.0: Naked. Holding some chain mail and leaher chaps(+1 dodge). Suffering from numerous cuts and some bruises as well.
yougiedeggs: Naked.
Emepror_Jonathan: Naked. Can go into death trance for a short while(two rounds maximum). Holding a torch.
Kyselina: Wearing some heavy armor(+1 block). Holding a flail(+1 damage) and a shield(+1 block). Minor scalp wound.
Frelock: Naked. Martial artist(unarmed attacks +1 to hit). Agile(+1 dodge, fast movement and balance).
Sean Mirrsen: Naked. Minor summoner. Twisted Ankle(-1 dodge and fast movement). Commanding large swarm of spiders.
Kashyyk: Naked. Holding some heavy armor(+1 block) and a two handed battleaxe(+1 melee damage).
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