Damn, you guys. How much shit can you possibly cram onto that one chain?
Try it with an earring.
Suvasrabed, "The lustrous Freckle," an Andesite earring.
"This is an Andesite Earring. All Craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Bismuth bronze and Ash. This object is adorned with hanging rings of sailfin molly bone and menaces with spikes of green glass.
On the item is an image of Kulet Statedreams the dwarf and dwarves in Andesite. Kulet Stakedreams is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kulet Stakedreams to the leadership of The Leses of Proliferating in 84.
On the item is an image of a many-pointed star in Nickel.
On the item is an image of Rigoth Postkey the dwarf and Strodno Ruthlessfur the Hermitic Rogue the goblin in turtle shell. Strodno Ruthlessfur the Hermitic Rogue is striking down Rigoth Postkey. The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Rogoth Postkey by Strodno
Ruthlessfur the Hermitic Rogue in Flightylies in The Drenched Finger in 22 during the Duel of the dwarf Rigoth Postkey and the goblin Strodno Ruthlessfur the Hermitic Rogue.
On the item is an image of a chestnut in Picture Jasper."