WAITER, I THINK I'LL HAVE A ROLL
Armok, I die a little inside every time I make a "roll" pun.
Anyway I burst forth from the shelter running at Sir Edmund!
3. You burst out of the shelter and run out. You stand next to Sir Edmund.
Heh, alright. I attempt to form a mountain into a nose somewhere near the elven army, pointing at it. If I can squeeze it in the same turn, I sneeze. 
Considering the circumstances, I'd probably sneeze carbon dioxide and magma.
6. A huge mountain bursts out of the ground, pointing right at the elven army. It's positioned perfectly to look like a face from space, so you don't have to worry about having a sideways nose.
The elves stare in awe at it, and watch as a bird flies into the "nostril". With a huge rumble, tons of magma fly out of it all over the forest, killing all the elves.
Akroma, Sean is taking your title of "Ultimate Killing Machine". I think you should get in a fight with the planet you're on.
I attempt to shoot Akroma with my elf cannon. For vengeance! Elf-gun duel!
I try to present myself towards Jetman, so he has a easy time aiming (a +1 bonues)
afterall, I would simply absorb the elf-ammo
Akroma
2. You turn towards jetman, but can't really give him much better aim for some reason.
Jetman
6+1=6. You concentrate all your elf-ness into a huge energy ball and launch it at Akroma. It tears all four of your elf-limbs off with its high energy, reverting you to a normal elf.
Dodge Roll!
5-1=4. The huge energy ball misses Akroma and hits a tree. Good job.
I attempt to lower the temperature in the area.
4. Everyone notices a cool breeze amidst the blazing forest fire. The fire doesn't calm down any, but nobody will take heat damage this turn.
I float up behind elf I and stabbitty stabbity stab.
4. You stab your knife towards his arm.
Dodge roll!
5. He quickly dodges, because he doesn't want anyone else to kill him.
i attempt to dig to the center of the Sean, to release magma and stuff! and i'm flamming and fireproof, yay!
1. You jump up in the air and fly down into a big hard rock, cracking yourself again.
Im going to find a pond, lake or a river or summit then im going to fire a couple of vines in to suck up lots of water hopefully giving me some form of protection from the fire.
1. You find a pond and jump in, but quickly realize that is was a mirage and you're on top of a pile of flaming debris. You get horribly burned (-2 movement, -1 attacking, -1 dodge, no vine ability).
Immortal tries to kill himself because he never posts his turn.
6. He kills himself so effectively that he kills his soul and doesn't even become a ghost. I swear I didn't just give him a six for that. It was karma.
Elf I tries to become a goth.
1. He finds some makeup and puts it on, but then realizes that it's clown makeup.
Status:
BET YOU GUYS A NICKEL THERE'S SOME ERRORS IN HEREJetman123: An Elf. Naked.
Sir Edmund: Naked. Wielding a conservative whip of torture (+1 to attacking liberals). A plant-man (healing, no blood or broken bones, healing in sunlight, grows vines in sunlight, slightly painful vines).
Horribly burned (-2 movement, -1 attacking, -1 dodge, no vine ability).
Wooty: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation. Holding a small wooden dagger.
Immortal: Dead forever.
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent, in the leaf shelter (+2 to hiding).
Broken leg (-1 movement). Weak control over electricity. Slightly agile (+1 to dodge attacks that start combat).
Poltifar: Is a spiky flaming adamantine golem (damages on successful blocks). Fireproof. Heavily cracked (-1 dodge, -1 attacking, -1 movement).
Akroma: An elf golem (+1 to attacking elves, -1 to attacking animals). Has an elf-cannon-arm.
Cyx: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation.
Devath: A ghost.
Sean Mirrsen: The earth. Has creepy googly eyes and a large nose.
Elf I:
Broken arm. Suicidal (+1 to killing himself). Dressed up like a clown.
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