IT'S TIME FOR LE ROLLING!
I attempt to swap places with Elf E's spirit (meaning him becoming a ghost and me controlling the flesh golem)
2. You float towards the golem and pass directly through it. When you do so, you feel an intense hatred in the golem.
I use my incredible skill to use my soccer trophy and turn it into some kind of soccer-trophy-armor
2. You pull out the soccer trophy but end up dropping it before you can do anything.
attempt to grow into an adamantite flamming greatsword for Cyx to use! (i dunno if the dents on me remain or not if this does succeed)
6. You turn into a huge adamantite flaming greatsword and grow into a large tree. You're stuck in the tree. It catches on fire.
damn that didnt work, Im going to get jesus to heal me by praying very nicely.
1. Jesus smites you with some bad luck for not capitalizing his name (-1 on next roll).
I hack at the golem's legs with my phallic symbol.
1. You charge at the golem but forget that Poltifar was stuck in the tree. You look back at him and realize that you left your hand behind (
one hand, heavy bleeding).
I attempt to use these sticks(they scratched me remember) and a few leaves from the shelter to splint my legs.
2. You gather up some sticks and leaves but realize that you don't know how to do this.
I attempt to possess a large branch of the tree Jetman is tied to.
3. You possess a small branch of the tree.
Barring that my vengeful spirit is still tied to those damn steel-encased ropes, I attempt to peek into an alternate, parallel reality to see if anything useful is there.
All ghosts are rope-free.
5. You peek into an alternate reality and see several people in a strange cubical room. There is a pile of underwear falling out of a quantum stockpile and you move your portal so a huge pile of underwear falls through your portal onto the ground near you. The portal closes.
I grab the buring sapling and throw it at the top of a tree trying to set the forest on fire!
You grab it and throw it at a tree, but realize that the tree was already on fire from Poltifar.
I attempt to stem the bleeding with a chunk of carved off skin from elf C.
6. You fully heal yourself with Elf C's skin, and all your wounds are healed. The skin takes over your body and you become an elf.
NPC Actions!
Elf E punches Immortal.
5. He punches Immortal with brutal strength.
Dodge roll!
3+1=4. Immortal gets his arm bruised, but manages to avoid most damage.
Elf C attempts to possess the pile of underwear.
6. He turns the pile of underwear into a towering underwear golem. He's still called Elf C.
I'll now explain the golems. If they get a successful hit, they'll absorb stuff. The flesh golem will absorb your body parts, tearing them off. The underwear golem will tear off your armor and clothing. They will slowly gain other abilities if they absorb enough stuff, and the underwear golem will instantly gain the abilities of magical armor it absorbs.
The flesh golem gains a +1 to attacking unarmored opponents and the underwear golem gains a +1 to attacking opponents that are wearing clothing (armor doesn't count). I'll tell you when they gain other abilities.
Cyx's survival roll!
4. He manages to survive with only a medium amount of bleeding.
Immortal's medium bleeding becomes heavy bleeding.
Status:
Jetman123: Naked. Tied to a tree (-1 dodge). Holding elven clothes. Is an elf.
Sir Edmund: Naked. Wielding a conservative whip of torture (+1 to attacking liberals).
Broken face (-1 thought, -1 charisma, -1 attacking).
Broken arm (-1 arm use). Bad luck (-1 to next roll).
Wooty: A ghost.
Immortal: Naked. Wearing a suit of bark armor (+1 to block against blunt attacks). Has weak matter manipulation.
Medium bleeding. Bruised arm.
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent, in the leaf shelter (+2 to hiding). Wielding a small pick (+1 to digging).
Both broken legs (-3 movement).
Poltifar: Is a huge adamantine flaming greatsword. Bonded to Cyx's torn-off hand. Stuck in a tree and lightly dented.
Akroma: Naked. Light bleeding.
Cyx: Naked. One hand.
Heavy bleeding.
Omath Erius: A ghost.
Sean Mirrsen: A ghost.
Elf C: A large underwear golem.
Elf E: A large flesh golem.
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