Akroma, you're a beast. I'm surprised nobody is attacking you this turn.
Sorry, Qwerty. You can try to take someone else that's out. That would be fun. And then you could have a vendetta against the guy who stole your old body.
As Elf E is no longer listed as tangled in the rope, I assume his hands got ripped off when he was reduced to a pulp. I suck his bones out of his hands and use the calcium..bone..stuff to heal my ribs.
2. You suck on his hands. Nothing happens except you looking like a pansy cannibal elf.
I slam the tree into the ground, causing an earthquake
5+1=6. Fuck. Akroma, stop doing this. You slam the tree into the ground with incredible force, burying the tree into the ground and sending a shock wave out through the forest. Debris falls everywhere.
Now, new rule. Attacks that hit everyone give everyone a +1 on their dodge roll, which negates your -1 for getting another damn 6.
Dodge roll for everyone!
Jetman123
2-1. You get hit in the arm by a falling branch, and your upper arm gets badly gashed (
heavy bleeding, -1 arm use).
Sir Edmund
5. You dodge all debris in a way that would impress a gymnast.
Wooty
1-1=1. A rock bounces at your chest, slamming into your chest and crushing your heart because there were few ribs to resist it. You are a ghost.
Immortal
5+1=6. You dodge and kick a branch that was falling towards you. It flies towards Akroma.
Dodge roll!
6. Akroma kicks it back at you.
Dodge roll!
3. You get hit lightly in the leg by the rock. You and Akroma win the meaningless soccer/football award. Congratulations.
SHAD0Wdump
4. You get scratched by a couple sticks, but nothing too bad.
Cyx
5. You dodge everything expertly.
Poltifar
2. You are dented by some falling stuff.
Omath Erius
1-1=1. The tree you are in falls over on top of you. You are dead.
Elf C
1. The elf gets his leg ripped off (-1 dodge,
very heavy bleeding, -2 movement).
Elf E
4. Anything that hits Elf E only adds to his horrible pain.
I attempt to emanate an aura of uncontrollable rage, hoping to affect everyone present, causing them to to overshoot their rolls. Hehe.
3. Everyone in the forest feels slightly annoyed at something.
My face!, I put on ELF E's face onto my face (the face i whiped off earlier) to heal myself.
1. You attempt to find Elf E's face, but just end up tripping over a root. You land on your right arm (
broken arm, -1 arm use).
i move Cyx's hand and stab the nearest person (if no one is in reach, i stab Cyx himself 
)
You stab at Akroma because everyone hates her right now.
4. You manage to stab at her arm.
Dodge roll!
3. She gets scratched by you.
I attempt to stabilize my broken rib via sheer spite and a few branches and vines.
3. You manage to fix it up some, but it only hurts a little less.
I attempt to mend my legs with my mind.
2. You concentrate on healing your legs, but nothing happens.
I beg some greater force to heal me.
5. Some god or something heals you completely.
I loose a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
2. You laugh, but it ends up sounding more silly than scary.
I concentrate on a tree trying to set the forest ablaze!
3. A sapling catches on fire, but it doesn't look like it will spread.
NPC Actions!
Elf C tries to make a functional prosthetic leg with his elven wood magic.
1. He was trying to do it to a branch on a tree, and it falls off. He stares with pure horror at the tree-murder he has just committed, and becomes suicidal (+1 to killing himself).
Elf E attempts to transform into an incredibly powerful flesh golem.
5. He rises up and gathers all dead bodies to become a flesh golem, ten feet tall. He's still named Elf E. He's angry at you guys for hating him.
He collected all the body parts and bodies and everything, so don't try to use any next turn.
Elf C's survival roll!
1-1=1. He dies.
Jetman123's survival roll!
4. He bleeds some, but he survives. -1 to his next survival roll.
Status:
Jetman123: Naked. Tied to a tree (-1 dodge). Holding elven clothes.
Broken rib.
Very heavy bleeding (-1 to next survival roll).
Sir Edmund: Naked. Wielding a conservative whip of torture (+1 to attacking liberals).
Broken face (-1 thought, -1 charisma, -1 attacking).
Broken arm (-1 arm use).
Wooty: A ghost (spooky).
Immortal: Naked. Wearing a suit of bark armor (+1 to block against blunt attacks). Has weak matter manipulation.
Medium bleeding.
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent, in the leaf shelter (+2 to hiding). Wielding a small pick (+1 to digging).
Both broken legs (-3 movement).
Poltifar: Is a small dagger. Bonded to Cyx's hand. Control's Cyx's hand. Slightly dented.
Akroma: Naked. Light bleeding.
Cyx: Naked. Carrying Poltifar (bonded to his hand).
Omath Erius: A ghost (spooky).
Sean Mirrsen: A ghost.
Elf E: A large flesh golem.
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