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[Duke 2.0]

 I punch the golem!

[Fishersalwaysdie]

I put on the clothes.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

I pray to Armok to make the damsel in distress automatically heal and return to life after five seconds every time she dies so that she comes back to life and can open my casket.  Hopefully this should appease Armok, as he can now have unlimited virgin blood.  I name the damsel in distress Kittie.

[Makrond]

Hehe... I died... Sorry I haven't had a chance to check in on this thread more often.

I come back as a ghost and as my first act I attempt to resurrect myself.

[Hungry]

Helmaroc 4
You scare the surrounding people...
Dwarfaholic 2
Fail
Liwjatan 2
Fail
andrea 6
You jump up and smack directly into the celing...and land on the table
Dragooble 3
You put the clothes on but rip them some in the prosess...
You are wearing extremely bloody, ripped clothes....
Zako 5
You put the clothes on and realize they are no longer damaged...
You are wearing strange, decent clothes.  (note 'strange' is an unknown item effect)
a1s 4
Golem steals helmaroc's clothes(from his throut)
You put on clothes...>.>
Duke 1
The golem punches you 2 but fails
Fishersalwaysdie auto fail
You do possess clothes yet
Ioric Kittencuddler 2
The damsel stays dead
Makrond 5
You return to life...as a melted person...
Dodge death...6 you bash around the casket trying to live(dodge death for every turn...unless healed)

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Not and action: Oh well, guess I'll keep posting here until I get an answer from penguin.

Action:  I bring the damsel who is no longer in distress back to life myself, from inside the casket, so that she can free me.

[Hungry]

STATUS
Helmaroc-

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naked, greivous neck wound, lasherations

Dwarfaholic-

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naked, ethereal

Liwjatan-

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naked, broken arm, lasherations

andrea-

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naked, on table, lasherations

Dragooble-

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wearing extremely bloody, ripped clothes

Zako-

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wearing strange, decent clothes

a1s-

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wearing clothes, controling mini golem

Duke 2.0-

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holding perfect clothes

Fishersalwaysdie-

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naked

Ioric Kittencuddler-

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naked, casket

Makrond-

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naked, near dead, casket

A_Fey_Dwarf-

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naked

[Makrond]

Huh... how does a 5 make me come back as a melted person? Or is there like a -2 modifier for resurrection?

I use a Megalixir which, by a Shyamalan-worthy twist, instantly heals me and frees me from the casket.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Wait, I'm still in my casket I thought I dive rolled out of it?

If I am out of my casket: I attempt bite the nearest person who is wearing clothing in frustration of them having something I want.

If I am still in my casket: Confused at still being in a casket, I attempt to break down the lid by smashing my head against it.

[andrea]

i wear the clothes on the table. ALL of them.

[Sean Mirrsen]

i wear the clothes on the table. ALL of them.

I get the feeling that if you roll a 6 on this, you'll wear the table...

[andrea]

i'll tell you more: i'll wear also the people. and the walls.and the caskets.

(edit: this is not what i'll do in my turn. just a bit of chat. what i try to do is what i wrote 2 posts ago. i mean: wearing the clothes that rae on the table. ALL of them)

[Liwjatan]

Poopieheadedweakperson!Why won´t you die..

I grab the weak one(i attacked before) at his krotch and fling him into the middle of the room for maximum damage

[Hungry]

oops fey you did....mak you were dead...be happy your not still

[Duke 2.0]

 I smack the golem with my perfect clothes! Those quality modifiers should help me out!