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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game  (Read 20791 times)

Helmaroc

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2008, 11:55:05 am »

Alright. I eat one of the pairs of clothes.
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Hungry

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2008, 12:17:08 pm »

Dragooble you got insane rolls....

a1s 4
You make a mini platnum golem that you get to use as a move.

Dwarfaholic 1
The clothes glide away from you...

Zako 3
you get some damaged clothes.

Liwjatan 4
You rip a heart out of weak person
Weak person dodge...6 the weak person rips out your heart
Dodge death 3 you fall over and break your arm

Duke 5
You get perfect clothes.

andrea 2
You stay where you are..

Ioric Kittencuddler 5
A damsel in distress is summoned in front of your casket...which you are in...
damsel dogde distress....1 the damsle dies horibly

Dragooble 1
The clothes warp to you....
Dodge internal clothes...1...you now have a full set of clothes inside you...
Dodge death 6 you tear the clothes out of your body....painfully...
Dodge re-death 5....your wounds close and leave hardly a scar...
You now have extremely bloody clothes....not on...

Helmaroc 6
You eat all the clothes...
Dodge choke...1 you choke on the first thing you put into your mouth...
Dodge death 6 you rip the clothes out of your throut....through you neck...
Dodge death 4 you dont die but are horribly disfigured....
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Helmaroc

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2008, 12:26:23 pm »

Shit. Okay, I attempt to scare all the surrounding beings with my gargly screaming.
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Hungry

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2008, 12:28:13 pm »

.....>.>
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Helmaroc

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2008, 12:29:56 pm »

Hey, wait a sec, Hungry, are you DreaDFanG?
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2008, 12:58:08 pm »

I grab me a set of ethereal clothes.
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Hungry

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2008, 01:02:46 pm »

I thaught that was plain as day helmarok
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2008, 01:41:25 pm »

I get out of the coffin.
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Liwjatan

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2008, 01:49:32 pm »

Ah snapz!
I..use my armīs as weapons,swinging em around to smash the one weak-person into a bluddy pulp!
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andrea

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2008, 01:55:16 pm »

i jump on the table to take clothes

Helmaroc

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2008, 01:56:02 pm »

I thaught that was plain as day helmarok

Ah. Okay. Zushtashiger is still alive, it's just buried if you're feeling generous.
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Dragooble

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2008, 02:12:18 pm »

okay i put the clothes on
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2008, 05:04:17 pm »

I also put my clothes on, being sure not to hurt myself or damage them.
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Immortal

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« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2008, 05:10:32 pm »

Actually take me outa this game! I explode into a ball of fire never to be seen again! bye.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2008, 05:58:48 pm »

I command the golem to expropriate clothes from a random player and put them on me.
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