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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2008, 11:16:19 am »

This game looks great, reserving a spot in Round 2!
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2008, 01:00:13 pm »

Well crap. I have no idea how I missed that twice in a row.

In my anger and my shame, I strangle myself with my shackles.
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Mulch Diggums

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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2008, 01:03:57 pm »

I cant wait to see you roll a one and some how strangle me with them. I cant wait..
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2008, 01:40:04 pm »

EVERYONE READ IT MIGHT APPLY TO YOU

To Gaulgath, sorry but you didnt read the rules entirely through then so you got penilized.

To Tuv, What power are you supposed to get? Time travel is outa the question. Also no possesing each other, only parts haha. ALSO you are only ethereal you can posses enery and stuff, you cant posses solid matter unless you have that ability!

To Boksi, You need to be holding all that shit.. Right now you can use the slab of rock to make a suit, THEN you would need to use a turn to enchant it.. Also no possesing each other, only parts haha.

TURN COMING SOON!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2008, 01:57:19 pm by Immortal »
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2008, 02:26:07 pm »

Awww... No kinetic energy manipulation? I ought to be able to do that. Can't I at least spend a turn using that to gather the materials, then?
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2008, 02:28:06 pm »

Boksi im writing the turn right now, what would u like to do? pick something to get or just make a suit of rock?
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« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2008, 02:57:42 pm »

Boksi you took to long to post so you will gather some chains

TURN FOUR!!

I attempt to posess Boksi
(autofail) You dont have that ability.. Its kinda like not holding clothes, you can posses energy and stuff since your ethereal but to posses solid matter stuffs you need to get that ability.

My kitten trys to claw out tokay's eyes, making him bleed to death faster hopefully.
I try to enter a fey mood and create an artifact weapon out of my chain, possibly having it attach to my chained arm.
(5) Your kitten dives towards tokay's eyes!
(2) Dodge of Tokay. You dont move, the cat claws your eyes out. You now have super extreme bleeding (-2 to next survival roll)
(6) You enter a super fey mood! You create the Blades Of Chaos from god of war. (+1 to attacking with them)

I use my godly powers to bring me a nice set of clothes.
(5) You use your godly powers and bring yourself a nice tux. It glows with red (fire resistant).

I jump really high and try to pull the clothes down.
(6) You jump extra high with crazy force and slam through the roof into the crawl space above. It is filled with very cold fog. The roof of this crawl space is a metal alloy, on the roof you read a sign.
Warning do not breach space jail wall!

I transform myself to become a tree!
(autofail) You cant do this! You dont even have matter manipulation or anything..
(4-2=2) Dodge of death from super heavy bleeding. Tokay is dead. You become ethereal.

I start dancing, because I can.
(2) You dont dance.

Anyway, I simply ponder life, the universe and everything.
(6-1=5) You ponder life, the universe and everything.

I throw a fingernail at Mulch's kitten with the speed of light.
(6) You throw the fingernail out of your mouth faster then the speed of light..? When this happens it appears to have jumped from your mouth, right infront of the kitten.
(2) Dodge of Mulch's Kitten. Because its jumped in time the kitten doesnt react fast enough and catches it in the head! Mulch's Kittens head explodes in a mass of gore! Mulch's Kitten Dies. It has no ethereal form.

In my anger and my shame, I strangle myself with my shackles.
(2) You try but ultimately fail at does so.. You are still alive and now feel suicidal.

Awww... No kinetic energy manipulation? I ought to be able to do that. Can't I at least spend a turn using that to gather the materials, then?
(4) You warp around and get some shackles.. No kinetic energy manipulation. Only normal energy, heat, light, and electricity.

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The Kitten attacks Gaulgath
(4+1=5) The kitten dives at you with furry in his eyes and his claws out!
(6) Dodge of Gaulgath. You dive out of the way and straight into a wall!
(2) Dodge of more Brain Damage. You gain more Brain Damage. You have a Brain Hemerage and die!
Gaulgath is dead! He is now ethereal!

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The panther attacks Silu
(6) The panther dives at Silu but misses hitting a wall and killing itself (panther rolled epicfail for dodge).

Player list.
1. Ryo - Naked. Robot Metal Arms (+1 to arm strength). Brain Damage (-1 to thinking). Inlightened (+1 to thinking)
2. Rickvoid - Naked.
3. Gaulgath - Ethereal.
4. Dwarfaholic - Naked. Broken ribs. Mind control of all objects (+1 Dodge). Holding, Fire Resistant Tuxedo.
5. Mulch Diggums - Naked. Blades of Chaos (+1 to attacking with them)
6. Tokay - Ethereal.
7. Silu - Naked. Chains attached to wrist.
8. Boksi - Naked. Powers - Warping (+1 dodge), Energy Manipulation. Holding, Metal Shackles.
9. Tuv - Ethereal.
10. Asheron - Naked. Armless. Pain and Bleeding.

NPC list.
Kitten. PISSED at Gaulgath (+1 to attacking him).

Kills.
Mulch's Kitten killed Tuv (Turn Three)
Mulch's Kitten killed Tokay (Turn Four)
Asheron killed Mulch's Kitten. (Turn Four)
Kitten killed Gaulgath. (Turn Four)
Panther killed Itself. (Turn Four)
« Last Edit: August 24, 2008, 05:04:24 pm by Immortal »
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2008, 03:02:51 pm »

I, now filled with anger at the death of my kitten, charge asheron and try to run him through with my sword.
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2008, 03:04:12 pm »

Mulch look up what the blades of chaos are, they are like scimitars attached to chains lol, you might wana try swinging them at him..

HEY EVERYONE LOOK UP "ROLL TO DODGE" ON GOOGLE! WE ARE THIRD :P
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2008, 03:05:49 pm »

Fine, I stay where I am and swing my chain-sword at his chest, preferably his heart.
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2008, 03:28:48 pm »

Aw, doesn't my thinking get a +1 (or just removes the -1, rather) for my universe pondering?  :(

Oh well, I try and reach up as far as I can to pull some clothes down out of the net.
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2008, 04:42:21 pm »

I attempt to pull down the net holding all the clothes.
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2008, 05:03:12 pm »

Oh sorry ryo I never even thought of that.. Ok yes you get inlightened (+1 to thinking)
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2008, 05:14:26 pm »

I spit a ray of high-acidic vomit at Mulch.
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Re: Roll To Dodge - A Crazy Forum Game
« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2008, 05:42:23 pm »

Say, when this is all over, can I be the DM of the next round? I find DM to be an appropriate term, considering that this seems to be a dungeon. A dungeon inside a space station, but a dungeon nonetheless.

I've got ideas already, so if I don't get to be the DM(and no hard feelings if I don't), I'll just start a fourth game.
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