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[Immortal]

PTTG you will get a chance but it goes by speed but seriously I want everyone to have a chance at this.

TURN THREE!!

I try to rip the chain out of the wall.
My kitten trys to bite open tuv's neck.

(4) You rip the chain out of the wall. You are tired from pulling (-1 next turn only for anything with using strength)
(6) The kitten dives toward Tuv's throat with amazing speed!
(1) Dodge of Tuv. Tuv puts his head back and lets the cat rip his throat out!
TUV IS DEAD!! YOU ARE NOW ETHEREAL!! I actually laughed when I saw the die roll one haha.

Enlightened by Mulch Diggums kittens, I try to vomit a panther at him.

(3) You vomit a panther into the middle of the room. It is pissed off.

I use my super- powers to heal my eyes.

(4) You use your powers to heal your eyes.

Before the shackles solidify, I dip my arms in the liquid metal, so they solidify around my arms and I have some nice metal arm cases.

(5) lucky.. I was soo hoping for 1, I had an awesome plan. You dip your arms into the liquid metal, when they solidify they come out being all mechanical and robotish (+1 to arm strength)

I attack the kitten once again with my shackles! Victory will be mine!

(AutoFail) You smack yourself in the head with the shackles. You gain brain damage (-1 to thinking since you obviously cant think to read the rules)

I use my newfound powers and attempt to cut through the wall with thermal energies.

(4) You cut a hole in the wall . The large slab of rock that was the wall falls(make clothes outa this lmao) down exposing a hole that leads to another room. The hole pours out very cold fog. Someone should examine the room or something..

I sit in a corner and sob because of my armlessness, causing the other people in the room mental damage.

(3) uh I want some epic fails! You sit in a corner and sob. It does not do anything to anyone else they dont care about you.

I crawl to Asherons corner and cry a bit and wish my wounds would heal. 

(4) you guys are to lucky tonight. You crawl to Asherons corner and cry. (you posted two turns..grr)
(5) Dodge of death from Heavy Bleeding. You bleed all over and dont die somehow..

Pull the splinters out? Psh. I use the splinters to close up my wounds. 

(5) Some stupid way this works and yours splinters no longer bother you..

I call upon the power of Yu-Gi-Oh Yuggoth, spawn of C'thulu to come and aid me.

(4) Even though you died you can call upon stuff. You call upon that thing(what should I call it?) and it comes to aid you. I dont know what it is, next post explain it for me and what it all does.. Wtf is this things lol I read on wiki its a planet.. did you want it to like collide with where you are?

Player list.
1. Ryo - Naked. Robot Metal Arms (+1 to arm strength). Brain Damage (-1 to thinking).
2. Rickvoid - Naked.
3. Gaulgath - Naked. Chains attached to wrist. Brain Damage (-1 to thinking).
4. Dwarfaholic - Naked. Broken ribs. Mind control of all objects (+1 Dodge).
5. Mulch Diggums - Naked. Chains attacted to wrists.
6. Tokay - Naked. Heavy Bleed and Extreme Pain (-1 next survival roll). Bone hands (-1 to grabbing things). Impailed by peice of wood. Sad.
7. Silu - Naked. Chains attached to wrist.
8. Boksi - Naked. Powers - Warping (+1 dodge), energy manipulation.
9. Tuv - Naked. Ethereal.
10. Asheron - Naked. Armless. Pain and Bleeding.

NPC list.
Kitten. PISSED at Gaulgath (+1 to attacking him).
Mulch's Kitten. Controlled by Mulch.
Panther. PISSED (+1 to attacking).

Kills.
Mulch's Kitten killed Tuv (Turn Three)

[The Doctor]

Indeed, I wish to kill.

I shall join next game.

[Tuv]

I attempt to posess Boksi

[Mulch Diggums]

My kitten trys to claw out tokay's eyes, making him bleed to death faster hopefully. I try to enter a fey mood and create an artifact weapon out of my chain, possibly having it attach to my chained arm.

-edit- damned typos..

[Boksi]

I attempt to form armor out of:
The metal in the shackles around here
The rock I just melted
Some of the clothes on the ceiling
Tuv, turning his spirit into a conduit to the elemental plane of fire

This will hopefully come out in the form of obsidian black and metallic dark grey armor with crimson red highlights and an even darker red cape, as well as fire enchantments.

EDIT: And until further notice, I believe Tuv's ghost is made of spirit energy and therefore falls under my abilities, correct? That should make me further able to resist possession... I hope. Of course, It means nothing if I roll a 1.

[Tuv]

thats like... 5 actions...

and Yu-Gi-Oh Yuggoth Spawn of C'thulu is a character in an episode of the joyously dirty series by Dave, Retarded Animal Babies (incredibly horribly utterly mature, I don't think there IS an age that you can legally watch it) but regardless is funny... from episode 20 or Episode 5. Major plot spoilers about so watch em in order if you are gonna... Regardless he travels through time and is the spawn of C'thulu so is preety damned powerful.

[Dwarfaholic]

I use my godly powers to bring me a nice set of clothes.

[rickvoid]

Heh. It worked.

I jump really high and try to pull the clothes down.

[Tokay]

Ignore my healing wish.

I transform myself to become a tree!

[Silu]

I start dancing, because I can.

[Ryo]

Phew, I got a 5

Anyway, I simply ponder life, the universe and everything.

[Asheron]

I throw a fingernail at Mulch's kitten with the speed of light.

[Gaulgath]

I attack the kitten once again with my shackles! Victory will be mine!

(AutoFail) You smack yourself in the head with the shackles. You gain brain damage (-1 to thinking since you obviously cant think to read the rules)
[/quote]

Err... what rule did I not follow there? Was I not specific enough? I mean, it's pretty much the same as what I did the other time around.

[Gaulgath]

(AutoFail) You smack yourself in the head with the shackles. You gain brain damage (-1 to thinking since you obviously cant think to read the rules)

Err... what rule did I not follow there? Was I not specific enough? I mean, it's pretty much the same as what I did the other time around.

[Ryo]

You're right, it is pretty much the same as what you did the other time around, but:

You can't take the same action twice in a row, and only the first action you submit before I post the results of every bodies actions will be resolved.