ZOMG TURN TWO!
I rapidly headbutt the shackles, hoping that the friction will melt them and I will be FREEEEE!
(5) Somehow you cause enough friction and melt them.. You dont even get any brain damage or get your hair caught. You are free.
I swing my shackles like a madman, attempting to smash the kitten's skull in!
(4) You swing your shackles like a madman towards the kitten.
(6) Dodge of Kitten. The cat jumps out of the way of your chains with amazing force throwing itself across the room and hitting a wall. The kitten is extremely pissed at Gaulgath.
In other words, I try to become one with the universe so I can manipulate matter, energy and dimensions at will. Sort of like Dwarfaholic's apotheosis gambit, except way more mystical-sounding and sci-fi like.
(3) You now have the ability to warp from place to place and the ability to weird energy thingys (make a energy sword or something?)
I vomit a kitten onto my chains and have them set me free
(5) You vomit a kitten onto your chains. Because you vomited so nicely he is not pissed off and will do what you command. When you post your turn post one for the kitten.
(3) The kitten frees your right arm..
Time to cover my manhood. I climb the ladder.
(2) You walk to the ladder take a step up then fall down..
(6)
Dodge of Rickvoid. You do some awesome kung-fu and land perfectly but in this move you kick the ladder across the room making it explode. Peices of ladder hurtle towards everyone.
(6)
Dodge of Ryo. You dive out of the way of a million splinters and throw yourself into a wall. You have brain damage (-1 to thinking)
(2)
Dodge of Rickvoid. You cant get off your back and get filled with splinters. You are in exteme pain. You might want to pull them out.
(4)
Dodge of Gaulgath. You drop to the ground and avoid all damage.
(1+1-1=1)
Dodge of Dwarfaholic. You open your eyes real wide and catch the splinters with them. You are blind (-1 Moving) but the rest of you was unharmed.
(4)
Dodge of Mulch Diggums. You dive out of the way of a large peice of wood. You were not impailed.
(1)
Dodge of Tokay. You jump into the path of the large peice of wood Mulch dodged. You were impailed. You are bleeding heavily and in pain.
(5)
Dodge of Silu. You go matrix style and dodge everything flying towards you. You didnt even get a single splinter.
(6+1-1=6)
Dodge of Boksi. You warp out of the way so fast and being inexperience you land half in the wall. You are no longer chained you are stuck in a wall (-1 to dodge).
(1)
Dodge of Tuv. You do jumping jacks as the peices of wood fly by, you get impailed.. Heavy bleeding and pain.
(3)
Dodge of Asheron. You drop to the ground and land on your right arm it is broken.
(5)
Dodge of Kitten. The kitten goes matrix style and dodges the little peices of woods.
(4)
Dodge of Mulch's Kitten. The kitten hides behind Mulch.
I swing my chain at Boksi to stop his nefarious plan!
(1) You walk up to Boksi, he holds onto your chains and you pull him out of the wall. Boski is no longer stuck in a wall!
I pull on the shackles really REALLY HARD.
(2) You try and try but your weak and it doesnt work worth shit. You are still stuck.
I try to run up on the wall and to the roof so i can reach the second floor from there.
(1) You run across the room, trip and scrape your knee on the floor. You cry. You are sad.
I turn my chains into air.
(4) You turn the chains into air you are free.
I rip the net to pieces with my mental powers.
(1) You rip whats left of your right arm apart by thinking which really just controls your mouth, in other words you eat your right arm.
Player list.
1. Ryo - Naked.
Heavy Bleeding and Pain. Skinless arms (-1 to use with arms). Brain Damage (-1 to thinking).
2. Rickvoid - Naked. Filled with splinters. Extreme Pain.
3. Gaulgath - Naked. Chains attached to wrist.
4. Dwarfaholic - Naked. Broken ribs. Mind control of all objects (+1 Dodge). Blind (-1 Moving)
5. Mulch Diggums - Naked. Chained left arm.
6. Tokay - Naked.
Heavy Bleeding and Extreme Pain. Bone hands (-1 to grabbing things). Impailed by peice of wood. Sad.
7. Silu - Naked. Chains attached to wrist.
8. Boksi - Naked. Powers - Warping (+1 dodge), energy manipulation. Stuck in wall (-1 to dodge).
9. Tuv - Naked. Awesome looking glowing eyes. Impailed.
Heavy Bleeding and Pain. Blind (-1 Moving). Chained (-1 to dodge).
10. Asheron - Naked. Armless. Pain and Bleeding.
NPC list.
Kitten. PISSED at Gaulgath (+1 to attacking him).
Mulch's Kitten. Controlled by Mulch.
Holy carp that took me an hour.. how about no exploding shit and making me do 12 dodges? okay! or im gona make the kittens attack you! beware of the kittens!
To everyone with heavy bleeding. You should fix that soon, I don't think you can last very long with heavy bleeding.
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