Thanks rickvoid, good advice and Ill take all of it, especially ethereal ghost. No problem great example and I understood it first time.
FIRST TURN!
I gnaw my own arms off in order to escape 
(1) You gnaw your arms to the bone!, you are now bleeding heavily and in pain. You might want to get that looked at..
I gnaw on the chains in an attempt to free myself.
(5) You gnaw them just enough to free yourself. You didnt even hurt your teeth or cause pain!
I attempt to break the shackles off of the wall.
(5) With a mighty pull you pull the shackles right out of the wall. They are still chained to you though. (possible weapon)
I attempt to reach apotheosis, godhood.
(4) You spend a while and finally make it. Though not perfect you have enough godness in you to control all objects. (+1 to dodge)
I attempt to vomit live kittens onto dwarfaholic
(5) Even with the distance between you, you manage to send the live kitten flying towards Dwarfaholic.
(2-1+1=2) Dodge of Dwarfaholic. You just sit there. The kitten hits you in the chest you are winded and broke some ribs you are in pain. The kitten is alive and pissed off!
I try to squeeze my hands through the shackles.
(6) With a quick burst of strength you give up on squeezing and pull them straigth out pulling the flesh off your hands. Though they still work because I say so. Your hands are in extreme pain and will have a hard time grabbing things.. On the bright side your free of shackles.
Using brute strenght, I rip the shackles apart.
(3) Using your strength you rip the shackles off the wall, but with your bad luck when you do so the shackles swing around your arms and fly towards you. (5-1= 4) You easily just move out of the way and sustain no damage! The shackles are hanging from your arms. (possible weapon).
First of all, I try to convince the shackles to understand that they are, in fact, mere figments of their own imagination and in truth they are merely delusional rocks and therefore cannot hold me, are not connected to the wall in any way at all, and are simply truly pathetic and the world would be a better place without them.
(1) You convice the shackles they are the shackles from hell. Thought this means fuck all because they are just shackles.. but because of epic fail for some reason they become tighter, causing you pain.
I, through sheer foce of will, attempt to shoot laserbeams out of my eyes.
(1) Throught your awesome will power you stare towards a wall and then go blind.. your eyes are replaced by glowing green balls that do nothing..
I try to spit pure acid on the shackles.
(3) You spit pure acid onto the shackles melting them and your left arm.. Though becasue your arm was melted there is no bleeding or pain, your just missing a arm.. Nice work.
Player list.
1. Ryo - Naked. Heavy Bleeding and Pain. Skinless arms (-1 to use with arms). Chained (-1 Dodge)
2. Rickvoid - Naked.
3. Gaulgath - Naked. Chains attached to wrist..
4. Dwarfaholic - Naked. Broken ribs. Winded. Mind control of all objects (+1 Dodge). Chained (-1 Dodge) .
5. Mulch Diggums - Naked.
6. Tokay - Naked. Extreme Pain. Bone hands (-1 to grabbing things).
7. Silu - Naked. Chains attached to wrist.
8. Boksi - Naked. Chained (-1 to dodge).
9. Tuv - Naked. Blind (-1 Moving). Awesome looking glowing eyes.
10. Asheron - Naked. Missing left arm.
NPC list.
Kitten. PISSED (+1 to attacking).
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