TURN FIVE!! (sorry for delay, small sparring accident haha I musta rolled a 1 last night, and today I went school shopping in toronto for clothes!)
I, now filled with anger at the death of my kitten, charge asheron and try to run him through with my sword.
(5+1=6) You go god of war style jumping into the air spining the swords of chaos in a fury of anger towards Asheron for killing your kitten!
(3) Dodge of Asheron. You try to dive out of the way of Mulch's hurricane of fury, but alas you are still caught by his blade! You have lost a leg, you are HEAVILY BLEEDING from the injury!
Ryo - Oh well, I try and reach up as far as I can to pull some clothes down out of the net.
(3) You somehow manage to reach them and pull some unmatching outa style clothes, you are dissapointed how useless they are, atleast it covers your manhood.
Boksi - I attempt to pull down the net holding all the clothes.
(2) You warp up beside the net and hold on, you then try to warp you and the net to the ground. It doesnt work.. You lay there holding onto the top of the net.
I spit a ray of high-acidic vomit at Mulch.
(3) You must have eating a strong fucking lemon cause you somehow spray high-acidic vomit at Mulch with little accuracy (+1 to Mulch's Dodge)
(4+1=5) You lean to the left and are entirely missed by the vomit!
(5) Dodge of death from Heavy Bleeding. You are not effected by the little bloodloss.
I loot the dead panther for items. Hey, it magically came out of my mouth so why wouldn't it have some epic items of mass destruction?
(4) You look inside the panthers mouth and pull out a glowing orb! da da da dummm! You can do anything with this really its basically a ball of energy you can manipulate into something.. weapon, clothes, donuts..
I put on my clothes.
(5) You very james bond style get dressing into your tuxedo. You look hot, you feel slightly aroused by yourself.
I'm going to drop from the Crawlspace of Doom (tm) and land on the net full of clothes.
(2) You drop out of the Crawlspace of Doom and missed the net holding the clothes you fall on the floor.
(4) Dodge of Damage from falling. You fall to the floor onto your feet with effort, you are unscathed.
I learn how to posess things.
(5) You learn how to posess things..
I sit in a corner and skip turns eternally.
You poof into nothingness!
Note - Dwarfaholic is first to get clothed! Congrats!
Player list.
1. Ryo - Naked. Robot Metal Arms (+1 to arm strength). Holding, Crappy Clothes.
2. Rickvoid - Naked.
3. Gaulgath - Ethereal.
4. Dwarfaholic - Tuxedo. Fire Resistant. Powers - Mind control of all objects (+1 Dodge).
5. Mulch Diggums - Naked. Blades of Chaos (+1 to attacking with them).
6. Tokay - Ethereal. Ability to posess anything.
7. Silu - Naked. Chains attached to wrist. Holding, Glowing Orb.
8. Boksi - Naked. Powers - Warping (+1 dodge), Energy Manipulation. Holding, Metal Shackles.
9. PTTG - Ethereal.
10. Asheron - Naked. Armless. Lost right leg.
Heavy Bleeding and Pain (-1 to next survival roll).
NPC list.
Kitten. Adoptable.
Kills.
Mulch's Kitten killed Tuv. (Turn Three)
Mulch's Kitten killed Tokay. (Turn Four)
Asheron killed Mulch's Kitten. (Turn Four)
Kitten killed Gaulgath. (Turn Four)
Panther killed Itself. (Turn Four)
Tuv transforms into PTTG. (Turn Five)