Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[dresdor]

Muahahahaha!  Die cursing my name!

[Boksi]

Oh, I assure you, I won't be dying anytime soon.

Keep in mind that I said I. Not, say, they. Or you.

[kurisukun]

Hehehehe...  So enjoyable.

Wait... did you just drain ALL the magma?

...

That's...   a slightly terrifying thought.

[dresdor]

I doubt he was able to drain all the magma, probably he just stopped the pumps.

[Boksi]

Yeah, stopped the pumps.

Although draining the magma is a nice idea, I won't do it this turn. It's too late now.

I've still got some surprises for you...

>:3

[Boksi]

-27th Slate

MAGMA GONE!

NO MORE HEROES PUMPS.

FINALK DESTIONATEN.

lol wut



-28th Slate

idea get!

gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta!

gotta make it!

sorry kid.

hit the l.



-5th flsite

got vrything, whee gotta make do it aha so fuuuunnnnn oh yes



-9th fleste

ahahahaha. i imagine you burning in it. for it is my portent of doomy doom!!!

you bald bastards! i will have your head yellowgate!!!

y pine? cuz i liek pine.



-lolwut

im so very happy now. dont you think so too diary? its so much nicer to just live when you just prance around in the meadows and KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL with the pretty little flowers. and of course the fluffy wuffy little sheep too! oh how cute they are! of course, you also KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL so joyously and its always so warm and nice here. i just wish i didn't go all headachy sometimes. anyway i have to make sure my friends the happy little beards KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!! be a good boy and stay put, diary.









-The first of Hematite, in the dwarven year of 206

So, at long last, this horrible nightmare of confusion is over! I managed to fix most of the wantom mayhem and destruction unleashed on this fortress by it's previous rulers. Almost 300 units of drinks, a somewhat remade wall, and a slightly less insane fortress is my legacy.

Of course, eventually summer shall turn to autumn. Autumn shall make way for winter. And winter will give us spring. And then I'll have to take another turn at ruling this madhouse, this hellhouse, this den of YELLEDGORGE!



We can't have that happening.







http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=664

[(name here)]

Um, my computer seems to have confused the save for a PDF. could you upload it somewhere else?

[Boksi]

That's odd. Can't you still save it? Or open your temporary internet files at the very least?

It's a .rar file.

[(name here)]

I saved it to the right spot, but the game didn't recognize it. zip the folder and upload it.

[Boksi]

Er.

Did you unrar the .rar? The .rar is a format much like .zip, only more efficient.

Otherwise, I have no idea what your problem is.

[(name here)]

It would seem that the problem is that my computer can't un-.rar .rar files.

It thinks they are the same as PDFs.

[Boksi]

http://www.rarlab.com/

You can download a trial version of WinRAR there. It says it's only for 60 days, but it's not really time-limited. The trial version does come with a mildly annoying nag screen whenever you open an archive, but it's not too bad.

[(name here)]

There is magma below the bedchambers.

I'm no longer sure who is trying to kill the fort.

[kurisukun]

There is magma below the bedchambers.

I'm no longer sure who is trying to kill the fort.

That, would be me.   ^_____^

[kurisukun]

Turn order:   (name here), Skizelo, Dresdor, Boksi

Waitin' on you name.  ^__^