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[mrdvant]

A giant just beat me in the arm, made me lose my cave spider silk glove...and then beat me to death with it.

[Sir Doober]

Why did I immediately get the mental image of:
"I Challenge you to a duel!"
KERSMACK!
*You are ded.*

[Creamcorn]

That's nothing.

My most succesful adventurer was beaten to death with one of my companions goblin leather thongs, it was a cyclops with fifty kills, I diddn't know cyclops could move so fast. Apprently he got it from one of my companions, than proceeded to bash my adventure's lower body with it, untill it exploded into gore!

[Micr0]

I've been beaten to death with my own sock by an Ettin. It sucks because I was about to kill him.

[Yanlin]

I got beaten to death with my head.

Oh wait...

[Domini0n]

I've had a demon beat me to death with a waterskin. That was after I tried to get some cheap shots in while he was distracted by my pikeman companion. Once through with me, he promptly pummeled the pikeman to death with it.

[Deathworks]

Hi!

I've had a demon beat me to death with a waterskin. That was after I tried to get some cheap shots in while he was distracted by my pikeman companion. Once through with me, he promptly pummeled the pikeman to death with it.

That demon definitely liked that waterskin, I guess :) :) :)
(It wouldn't happen to be a dwarven artifact, would it?)

Deathworks

[chaoticag]

I was beaten to death with my own loincloth by a scorpion.

[Davion]

I remember someone posting quite awhile ago a combat log of a giant knocking an adventurer over, ripping his pants off, and beating him to death with them.

[Deathworks]

Hi!

I have to admit that when reading such threads, I always have to think of that picture from one of the rulebooks for AD&D 2nd ed. (without the 2nd ed. on the cover, though) of the iron golem or similar smashing away with its ripped-off arm.

BTW, Chaoticag, I like your avatar. I don't know, it somehow gives me that warm feeling :) :) :) :) :)

Deathworks

[Yanlin]

Urist McTHISJOKEISOLD lets out a roar. "THIS IS SPARTA!"

[Skid]

I was beaten to death by a giant wielding the steel low boot of one of my previous adventurers that he had also killed.

[Dwarfaholic]

Me, a dwarf, four elves and three humans were all beaten to death by a Titan with a steel boot. He stole the boot from the dwarf.

Dang them dwarves and their boots.

[eerr]

a steel boot is probably the best weapon a wrestler can have, with the steel bonus and quality, plus its always on hand, or foot as the case may be

[Duke 2.0]

 A demon poked me to death with a spear I impaled him with. Man, thats badass.