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[Creamcorn]

Killed by a cook.   Worst death evar. I swaer to Armok! That dwarf came out of no where!

Anyway new challenge!

I like to call it Elven Hellven

The rules are, you must kill as many elvs as you can. There are no rules as to what weapons you can use to kill them, actually it is more of what weapons will you use to kill the elfs with!

Every elf kill is worth one point.

Bonus points:2 points
-Headshots
-headsplosion
-strangling
-Wrasalin them to death, i.e. breaking their bones in the process.
-Getting your friends involved
-Insta kill(Stacks if it is a headshot or headsplosion)
-Taking off an ear. (Stacks with both taken off, and 'Taking away what makes them elfs, their ears' bonus)
-Showing us pictures of either body counts/their burning forests/etc.
-Killing an elven child,(instant kills do not count for these easy targets, but all other gruesome bonuses still count for these kills)


SUPER BONUS POINTS!:4 points
-You are an elf
-You leave your victim as a bloody stump, i.e. no legs, no arms.(Take pics!)
-Beating them with their own limbs.
-Killing traveling groups of elfs.
-Figuring out who is the child or parent, than proceeding to dismember that child or parent, than either beating that child or parent with their child's or parent's limb.
-More than 50% of your kill list is full of elfs.(Kills list stacks)
-Taking away what makes them elfs, their ears. (Stacks with taking away an ear)

MEGA BONUS POINTS!: 8 points
-Your only weapons are elf parts
-You kill a elite bowman
-You kill an elite bowman with his own bow/and or arrows! (Stacks with killing the elite bowman)
-75% of your kills list is elfs

Epic points: 20 points

-You manage to kill an entire community of elfs
-You show us your elf head collection
-You burn their home to the ground, (show us pics!)
-Your kill list consists of elven names

So let me recall.

I got the kills 10 points.

I shot one in the head, on my second atempt. 2
Strangled one. 2
Shot one entirely through with an arrow, on my first atempt. 4
Wrestled one to death. 2
Got the 50%, and 75% stacking points.12

So all together I got 30 points!
EDIT: After thoroughly going through this again I have found I actually have 32 points.

I'm going to make a chart.

0-5=You even trying?
6-10=Better wash those tiny specks of blood off
11-20=I see you *tried* a little better
21-30=Certified elven killer
31-60=Someone dosn't like elfs
61-90=I think you should avoid people with pointy ears
91-180=Oh god! Are there even any elfs left!?
+180=YOU MONSTER! You enjoyed every bit of it! Diddn't you!

[Yanlin]

How about an extra point per ear damage?

[deadlycairn]

I was just going to go on an elf killing rampage after discovering a load of elf towns right where I start. Im not going to be an elf though... a man's gotta have SOME principles 

[Creamcorn]

How about an extra point per ear damage?

Hm, forgot to mention that. Thanks.

[Yanlin]

What about setting all their trees on fire? That should be worth 1 more point per tree.

[Creamcorn]

Only if it's a named tree.

I have heard elfs name trees, but I've never exactly seen a named one, actually I barely take notice of trees.

[Glacies]

1 point per 5 trees? I am so about to do this chalenge.

[Creamcorn]

Allright than, one point per every seven trees.
One point per every tree in a elf community, they tend to kill you if you do this.

Epic points if you provide a picture of a burning forest.

[Liwjatan]

First Attempt with a proficient armor/shield user,novice swimmer and for no appearent reason whats-o-ever a lasher as main waepon skill.Heck,i couldīve gone without the armor-skill and put everything into a weapon which is not a freaking whip.
After sneaking aroung in a freaking pond for half a hour(Gosh,that was entertaining,pressing the arrow keys in an seemingly endless loop),i traveled to the closest human town to lsteal buy some equipment.

With my new trusty ≡Bismuth Bronze Whip≡ and a really fashional reasonable Iron Plate armour I believed to be ready to wreck some carnage in a Forest Retreat.Inside the forest retreat i get the usual messages of *xXx,Guard gives in to the pain,yiddia-yadda.Alright,an uncosciouness Guard,one persky elf less to deal with.Traveling deeper into the forest,the first Elv pops up.He/she doesnt mind me so i can close up to my first victim.Feriously striking my  whip at the Treehuger,i tear apart one of his/her..ah,screw it,those blasted elveīs look all the same to me.. itīs eyes.A new Challanger appears!An Elven Child.And another one.Heck,after striking down three Elven Childreen in a row i fail to see why Killing them is rewarded with a load of bonus-points.
However,there are more important tasks to be fullfilled.To be more precisely;an Elv Druid.He fails to charge at me two times and getīs struck down with a whip to the face,left to slowly bleed to death.
*The flying *Wodden Arrow* hits you in the Chest.
*Your Left Lung has been pirced!
Oh joy!Trying to escape,he hits me again,mortaly wounding me,entairely igonring my *Iron Plate Mail* - shouldīve gone for the ranged ones first.

Alright,8 Elveīs killed,1 strangling(+2),apart from randomly appearing fish those are my only killīs(ah snapz,12 fish kills,8 are not enough for the 50% bonus),3 Elven Childīs(+24.I might ask:why?theyīre quite common,escpecially in dark towers).Sumīs up to 34 Points...
Oh wow,without the Child+bonus this wouldīve been a Failure.

*Edit How that Uncousine got in there is beyond me.

[Creamcorn]

Alright,8 Elve´s killed,1 strangling(+2),apart from randomly appearing fish those are my only kill´s(ah snapz,12 fish kills,8 are not enough for the 50% bonus),3 Elven Child´s(+24.I might ask:why?they´re quite common,escpecially in dark towers).Sum´s up to 34 Points...
Oh wow,without the Child+bonus this would´ve been a Failure.

*Edit How that Uncousine got in there is beyond me.

Good job.

I put allot of bonus points on the children, mostly because I tend to think it takes a true badass to kill them. Unless allot of people complain then I may move the children to just bonus points. Besides, don't you like a good score?

[Liwjatan]

Good job.

I put allot of bonus points on the children, mostly because I tend to think it takes a true badass to kill them. Unless allot of people complain then I may move the children to just bonus points. Besides, don't you like a good score?

The major problem ībout children is that they pose almost no thread whats-o-ever.Of course they can zerg-rush you,being the fast lil buggers they are,however,unless you utterly fail you can two-hit them,either killing or pumbling them into uncosciouness.Heck,the only real thread Children occour to be is that you get carried away strangling a childrenīs thorad,leading to an *Birchen Arrow* piercing your skull.Clustering the screen,thatīs all what theyīre doing.
I canīt acknowledge their rarity - perhaps ye just got unlucky.Removing their bonus and handle them like normal kills is enough for a really cheap kill - with a prety high chance for a one-hit bonus.

[Creamcorn]

Definetly see your point.

I guess I will rewrite my rules again, I won't mind that you keep that score, unless you really want to try again, than we can ignore that old one.

The trick to killing elfs is to meet them outside their communitys, and get the bow people first.

Either that or stealthfully, and strategiclly taking them out one by one, come on loosing is fun!

The cook punchs you in the left leg!
It is broken!
The cook punchs you in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizible mass!

God damn! What the hell did that cook do before he took his current job!?

[Neoskel]

Definetly see your point.

I guess I will rewrite my rules again, I won't mind that you keep that score, unless you really want to try again, than we can ignore that old one.

The trick to killing elfs is to meet them outside their communitys, and get the bow people first.

Either that or stealthfully, and strategiclly taking them out one by one, come on loosing is fun!

The cook punchs you in the left leg!
It is broken!
The cook punchs you in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizible mass!

God damn! What the hell did that cook do before he took his current job!?

You forgot what elves eat. He's used to handling people sized bodies.

[Liwjatan]

ough..must think of..really..bad..pun...
He had an Rusty Iron Pan menacing with Spikes of burnt Fish,encircled with bands of burned carrots.

Anyway - I already redid the Challange with a Hammerman,made a few nice pictures of Carp getting crushed by the riverīs current,Carp drowning and Carp charging at me,also a bunch of screenshots of the elv-sloughter.Yet i will redo the challange again(sneaking in a river,here i come!),due to..well..*cough*maceīsdontusethehammerskill*.It might not appear as a failure with 47 Kills,all of em Elves,but...Skyīs the limit!

With the old rules,my last run goes up to 73.Oddly enough i didnt enocunter one single Elven Child this time.

[God of Toast]

Alright, by the way, it was a Play Now! Goblin adventurer.

I had one that was even better than this one, had over two hundred elf kills or so, 3 dragons, 1 hydra, and a giant. He was killed by a lucky elite bowman shot, like this one probably will aswell.

Usually I deal with most bowelves by sneaking up on 'em.







Oh, almost forgot, I have no screenshots, but I assure you i've burned down quite a few elven towns. I only collected the heads of bowmen though, not every single elf I beheaded.

EDIT: Did it all by myself aswell, no meatshie-.. Companions to accompany me.