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Jackrabbit

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throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« on: August 17, 2008, 09:09:38 pm »
nah not really. i just wanted to catch your eye. anyway how come when i throw a spear or rock or anything at a human it passes through him? help? and then maybe i will put up a story of amazing carnage
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 09:16:43 pm »
Hmm, trickbait?
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Neoskel

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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 09:21:25 pm »
I'm assuming that the humans are neutral to you. You can't hit neutral or friendly targets with range attacks. You have to make them hostile by melee-ing or wrestling them first.
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 09:24:09 pm »
ah k
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Jackrabbit

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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 09:28:08 pm »
okay here we go.

The adventurer wanders into the meeting hall of the human town. his eyes are ablaze with madness. he grabs a child and throws his spear at the macelord of the town, taking off his head in one shot. he is punched in the side of the head by the child and thanks to some quirk in the childs genetic makeup his head explodes.

not amazing but gory none the less
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 05:15:42 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 17, 2008, 09:28:08 pm
okay here we go.

The adventurer wanders into the meeting hall of the human town. his eyes are ablaze with madness. he grabs a child and throws his spear at the macelord of the town, taking off his head in one shot. he is punched in the side of the head by the child and thanks to some quirk in the childs genetic makeup his head explodes.

not amazing but gory none the less
FALCONWWNNNN!!! PUNSHHH!!!!
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Jackrabbit

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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 05:25:51 am »
um? i don't... i'm sorry... i... i just........ what?
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 07:53:13 am »
Haven't you ever played Super Smash Brothers? :P
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 10:28:14 am »
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2008, 03:07:13 pm »
Quote from: tp12 on August 18, 2008, 05:15:42 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 17, 2008, 09:28:08 pm
okay here we go.

The adventurer wanders into the meeting hall of the human town. his eyes are ablaze with madness. he grabs a child and throws his spear at the macelord of the town, taking off his head in one shot. he is punched in the side of the head by the child and thanks to some quirk in the childs genetic makeup his head explodes.

not amazing but gory none the less
FALCONWWNNNN!!! PUNSHHH!!!!
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« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 05:19:45 pm by Hadriel »
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 08:41:01 am »
COME ON... BLUUUUE FALCON!
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 09:52:17 pm »
oh. yea. na never played that dude
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Neoskel

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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 02:20:28 am »
FALCON KICK! YES!

Am i fitting in yet?  :P
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Jackrabbit

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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 04:54:38 am »
FALCON POKE IN THE EYE!

were all individuals!

um... I'm not!
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Re: throwing. a story of amazing carnage
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 08:16:34 am »
FALCON PINCH!
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