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[Rilder]

Epic story.

Also if he could be captured I would just lock him in a deep near impossible to get to dungeon.

Dwarven Adventures come a couple thousand years later (When theres dwarven computers and dwarven space shuttle missions) after reading legends of a dwarven city that fell to goblins.  Upon making the way to the dungeon at the bottom of the ruins they open it.

Suddenly they are all killed and a goblin steps through the doorway, he looks around and says:

"Stozus back baby!"

[Doppel]

Don't capture him, just keep making fortresses in this world. "When Stozu comes", legendary.

[the_taken]

Scene from Stuzo X

With a mighty crash, the fiendish mace warps a cleft into the blast shield door. Ara heaves her daughter onto her back, then reaches for the archaic cattle prod on a wall, praying to Urist Dugchannel the batteries haven't died.

One of the red beady eyes pears through the cleft. "HERE'S STOZUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"

[Kyselina]

Build walls.  Build walls, and then build walls around the walls.
Turn major hallways into long walls, with walls on either side.  Everywhere where there is currently a door, build a wall.  Don't even bother with an entrance.  If immigrants ever do show up again - god help them - just demolish one of the walls to let them in.

Now is a perfect opportunity to see if you can survive completely within your cave fortress, without ever going outside.

What a coward!

[erendor]

I have hit something unexpected. A message just came up stating that migrants were to scared to make their journey this year. WTF? Is this a new feature because it has never happened before.

So maybe Playpapers will finally be destroyed. With only three able dwarves, a child and two injured dwarves. I don't have much of a chance, especially considering I won't be getting any migrants.

Its a new feature. You'll get migrants if not too many dwarves die for a period of time.

Good luck with that.

It's not a new feature, Toady just added the messages to warn you.  Apparently 'Death Trap' status has been around for some time.  see Nist Akath.

[Torak]

I think that Melbil would be able to take him.

[Mohreb el Yasim]

stozu means poisson and it is at least so common by goblins then Urist by dwarfs ...

[Grand_Marquis]

Build walls.  Build walls, and then build walls around the walls.
Turn major hallways into long walls, with walls on either side.  Everywhere where there is currently a door, build a wall.  Don't even bother with an entrance.  If immigrants ever do show up again - god help them - just demolish one of the walls to let them in.

Now is a perfect opportunity to see if you can survive completely within your cave fortress, without ever going outside.

What a coward!

Them's fightin' words!!
*runs away*

[Khain]

This guy is going in my sig xD

[Eita]

You know, I can't help but feel that if you just built a drawbridge you'd have been fine.

[EvilCheerio]

man i hope my sieges get that epic, on my first two sieges the retreated after a couple guys died. So i built an exit close to my maze, and when they finally started retreating on my third seige, i opened up the gates and my champion sword masters and other drunken machines of mass destruction ripped most of the 3 squad siege to pieces as they tried in pain to run straight past them.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

I have bad news. A group of goblin ambushers have killed the remaining dwarves. I actually wanted Stozu to kill the remaining dwarves so that he would occupy Playpapers after its destruction. Oh well things don't always turn out as you want them to. By the way his legends screen now includes seven hundred and forty one kills. Of that 28 are dwarven kills. Alone Stozu killed half of population at playpapers, It says that only three of his kills had a title so maybe a marksgoblin or two stole some of his champion kills. Stozu killed his first cyclops at the age of 9, his second at the age of 10 and defeated (but did not kill) a minotaur also at the age of 10. He was one of the first goblins in existence and married at the age of 1. His wife died a year later. Stozu is 256 years old and seems to be a regular consumer of elf flesh. Could this diet of elf flesh be an elixir of life?

[RavingManiac]

I have bad news. A group of goblin ambushers have killed the remaining dwarves. I actually wanted Stozu to kill the remaining dwarves so that he would occupy Playpapers after its destruction. Oh well things don't always turn out as you want them to. By the way his legends screen now includes seven hundred and forty one kills. Of that 28 are dwarven kills. Alone Stozu killed half of population at playpapers, It says that only three of his kills had a title so maybe a marksgoblin or two stole some of his champion kills. Stozu killed his first cyclops at the age of 9, his second at the age of 10 and defeated (but did not kill) a minotaur also at the age of 10. He was one of the first goblins in existence and married at the age of 1. His wife died a year later. Stozu is 256 years old and seems to be a regular consumer of elf flesh. Could this diet of elf flesh be an elixir of life?

Do not give up! Reclaim! Train a mighty military capable of taking on anything!

And if sieged, just raise the #@%@ing drawbridge!

[Mohreb el Yasim]

I have bad news. A group of goblin ambushers have killed the remaining dwarves. I actually wanted Stozu to kill the remaining dwarves so that he would occupy Playpapers after its destruction. Oh well things don't always turn out as you want them to. By the way his legends screen now includes seven hundred and forty one kills. Of that 28 are dwarven kills. Alone Stozu killed half of population at playpapers, It says that only three of his kills had a title so maybe a marksgoblin or two stole some of his champion kills. Stozu killed his first cyclops at the age of 9, his second at the age of 10 and defeated (but did not kill) a minotaur also at the age of 10. He was one of the first goblins in existence and married at the age of 1. His wife died a year later. Stozu is 256 years old and seems to be a regular consumer of elf flesh. Could this diet of elf flesh be an elixir of life?

or you can make other fortresses in that world ... hoping once there will be a dwarfen champion brave and skilled enougth for be compared to the migthy Stozu ...

[Khain]

It would be awesome if you create another fort only to find that stozu has taken it upon himself to become the scourge of dwarvenkind and comes asieging every new fort you build