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EvilCheerio

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Funny Squad Titles (and other fun random names)
« on: August 13, 2008, 03:58:52 am »

After reading some of the squad names my guys had, i wanted to hear some more. Here's some of the titles my squads have been given

The Fenced Hardiness
The Stakes of Exiting
The Ponderous Picks (very profane)
The Books of Clenching
The Disemboweled Craft
The Blockaded Disembowelment
The Rainy Page-Razor
The Helmed Stokers
The Towns of Murder(Awesome!)
The Fenced Breaches (WTF)

I Love the random names, what cool ones have you found.
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Re: Funny Squad Titles (and other fun random names)
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 05:00:14 am »

I always am on the look out for cool squad names.

"The Barricaded Nuts" was to be my interior defense squad, working from behind fortifications firing onto the incoming invaders in my "Goblin invitation zone".

"The Icy Bolts" was the squad name assigned to a marksdwarf hunter who emmigrated to my fort. Suffice to say, he quickly became the leader of a marksdwarf squad... which was summarily wiped out in a later siege.

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Re: Funny Squad Titles (and other fun random names)
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 05:05:23 am »

I tend to make my own names for the squads I like.

Of course, being the horrible person I am, it's occasionally something like "The Sweltering Balls"
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 05:06:37 am »

"The Rough Balls", lead by a soap maker and his trusty band of fish cleaners, dyers and milkers. They suffered a 90% mortality rate in their first bout of action.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 07:59:00 am »

The Standards of Stabbing. (All marksdwarves)
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 08:31:21 am »

I tend to make my own names for the squads I like.

Of course, being the horrible person I am, it's occasionally something like "The Sweltering Balls"
Wait, you can rename squads?
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Re: Funny Squad Titles (and other fun random names)
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 10:54:42 am »

You can pick which person leads them, is what I think is meant, and different leaders will give the squad different names.
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Re: Funny Squad Titles (and other fun random names)
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 11:20:14 am »

In the latest something aweful succesion game, they have a champion with a title "The Dark Destroyer"

Srsly. And his first name is apple.
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2008, 12:10:53 pm »

A squad housing some of my top-notch wrestler/armor-user/axemen is called "The Armored Controls" and another squad of wrestlers in training are "The Merchants of Armor". One of my crowssbow squads fancies themselves as "The Influences of Work" (of the bad sort I suppose) and another is "The Considerate Spears" - squad leader was originally a hunter, and didn't notice the squad name until later. I might've switched her to a spear instead had I noticed that soon enough.
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2008, 01:38:42 pm »

You can pick which person leads them, is what I think is meant, and different leaders will give the squad different names.
But there are certain things in a dwarfs traits that might affect how they lead so i then to choose dwarfs with positive (mostly) traits.
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2008, 01:57:19 pm »

My current militia is "the Sweltering Swords", which sounds somewhat Lawrence of Arabia to me.  Its leader is a gung-ho woodcutter who loves dismembering kobold thieves.  Sadly, my fort occupies a cold region and has not made a singe sword, so the title can be considered pretentious.

My favourite name thus far is "the Lanterns of Justice."  That is just so awesome.  It sounds like an amateur superhero quartet.  Besides, my embark group calls itself 'the Oaken Lanterns' so it fits my fortress theme.
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2008, 03:30:36 pm »

I kid you not, "The Oily Balls."
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2008, 04:05:13 pm »

I kid you not, "The Oily Balls."
Would go well with my current fortress name, "Ballwhipped"
I've got a squad of 4 wrestlers called "The Bearded Spears". Guess who's becoming spear dwarves ;D
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2008, 04:50:36 pm »

Female captain, her squad is the dignified dikes.  Of course her squad is conscripted of nothing but females!   :-*


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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2008, 05:23:02 pm »

In the history of the region my current fortress is in the was an Elf/Human battle called "The battle of fighting". The historians weren't very creative at the time.
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