d3c0y2's UniverseDiary of Jennifer Unoltirist, Autumn 52Well it ain't half been a year, at the beginin' of this year twenty two mi'grants came, twenty-two! to this dusty 'ell hole Notably it included another Mechanic an' another cook.
This cook is a bloody arse, he cooks these fancy gourmet' meals that don't fill ya even up, posin' pish-posh. No sooner had the migrants arrived then that G-dwarf went batso, he grabbed two boulders and claim'd the mechanics workshop, refusin' to come out till we have 'im a rockblock! Should of left 'im to starve, but the other's point'ed out it would nae look to good to the migrants, so we got him his block an' he set about making the most decadent mechanism I've ever seen, its got bloody spikes on'tha cogs! aye it has, Thats just gone made it useless, it's also got a picture o'er dwarves travellin' which he claims is about the foundin' o' broken realms. My ol' arse it is, He's standin' there at the fron' with this over the top beard and he's standin a good foot 'igher than the o'er dwarves leadin the way, like. in reality he sat in his bloody cart whils' the rest o us had ta' walk.
Atleas' it got him some experience in'the mech shop, n'surprisingly he can now churn out some impressi've gears, so we trapped the entrance with more stone fall traps.
We 'it across a huge iron chasm, n' im not much o'er drawer, but her'be a quick sketch o'er it.
Some little laddie came wit them too, he's so young his beard only just reaches i's neck, adorable little fella. He runs through the corridors 'elpin out what he can an never makin' a mess, I must find ou' who is mother is.
Gaulgath had two new hunters put under 'is command, they go out 'unting together and are also the fort gaurd, as I speak our new tann'er is makin' em armour and a bowyer is makin' bolts out of bones, as theres been a giant eagle 'overing nearby recently and we t'ink it may be time to set up defences.
some peasant ejgit also made a cape out of three peices of leather, its decoarated with spikes of leather an' is utterly useless. And the bloody moron don' even know how e' made it.
Should be thrown out int' the desert. Damn idiot, aye 'e be.
Your's Grannie Jennie
PS: that G-dwarf seems to'er taken on a differen' light since e became a legendary mech, he just flung a kobold down a corrider breakin' its arm, then beat the everlovin' crap o'er it whilst it squeeled.
Maybe a'er was wrong abou' im.